Ayatollah Hermione

It says a lot about NUFC as a whole that a paper could report a story about a full-blown player revolt and have part of me believe it actually happened.

Jeff Buckley

We should bring Andy Griffin in for one game to deal with him. No nonsense. No one left alive.

Leave Hank alone, The Shadows were class.

Nobody here is called hogielee on Live, are they? Just I was playing a fellow Geordie before and he was Newcastle. Drew with him 1-1 when I was Arsenal. Would have won as well had it not been for Toure galloping into my own goal with the ball.

I expected to win the league tbh. By now.

If they aren't even aware of it, I doubt they're going to flock to stadiums to watch it.

Is the online better this time around? Last time, it would lag up every game and I'd have Kaka bodypopping about the pitch instead of whipping the other team. I've been too busy hammering obscure teams in the Master League to check.

Isn't the Premier League global enough? He wants to try flogging his biscuits over there.

Martins is mint, man. Tek a deeks at him backflipping aboot when he's hoofed it in.

What's Kilroy doing here?

Nice one. Cheers.

On a side note, what day is it on FX? I've seen all the first and most of the second seasons so if they're all being repeated, I may as well watch on there.

Are we still good at curling? We should all hop on that bandwagon.

I always dance like nobody is watching. Partly because there's never anyone in the bloody house.

All this number of the beast malarkey is blatantly stolen from Iron Maiden.

I read that as "my knackers are looking a bit discoloured to me lately"

I'd rather he played in one.

With foreword from Joey Barton?

Same with Pele's.

wor lad ate mine last night with my blessing .... That's all well and good but what about your Wispa?

He's decent enough but I wouldn't call him quality. Now, Cacapa looks quality.

What a hound. Especially that nose. Right turn-off.

I've got Pattison, Ramage, Huntington, a quarter of the badge and Carr. How shit. It's the equivalent of buying footy stickers as a kid and getting all Coventry players.

I've had 3 so far. I never thought I'd enjoy a chocolate bar so much. Can't believe they're making me pay 48p for them though. Still, it's worth it.