Ayatollah Hermione

Thank fuck for that. Got to wake up now and make them crumble

What a man Pope is. Pulling us out of the shit in the first half away from home again

If anything is going to fuck this top 4 up, it’s Bruno’s form dropping off a cliff

Joelinton has two options there and takes neither before just stumbling over. Getting a bad feeling about this

Our defending is shocking atm mind

Jenas as BTs Newcastle representative

Can’t have sex because I’m up and over watching us play

How have the Bilbao Daft Twats responded to this? Have they told the official club account that they know more about their club than they do?

Poor Graeme Jones will be in the crosshairs for completely nebulous reasons next as these flids try and project their jealousy some more

Is “Stewart” in that sentence referring to Marcus or Ross? Because either way

Classic Edwards. We’re making a move but we might not and there’s other players on the list but they might not be

I saw him walking through Wallsend in one of those ridiculous long sports coats like a dyspraxic Wenger. It must be all he owns

Counterpoint: it’s the early kick off and those always throw up some dodgy results

Got to think Forster would be good enough to be third choice at the very least. It’s certainly a better idea than bringing Mbabu or Armstrong back anyway

Wouldn’t surprise me if Dummett was the designated overage player in the academy next season. If he can stay fit for long enough

A good hiding and now March injured Great night

I’m all for this if it helps us secure top 4 quicker tbh. And also if it makes Gemmill look foolish

It was nailed on they’d sneak in for the last few weeks IMO. Every result has fell their way and they’ve done their job tbf to them. Luton over two legs will be difficult though, they don’t lose very often but Sunderland are like prime Barcelona so they’ve got nowt to worry about

Early goal past these and they’ll wilt. If one of Isak, Joelinton, Willock or Maxi can’t terrorise that Ayling then we don’t deserve to win. He’s fucking cacka

I can’t get over that handball law tbh. How hard is it to just say “if that ball hits your arm and it’s canny apparent that you meant it, it’s handball” Why the FUCK are they obsessed with convoluting everything? No wonder the refs are fucking useless, no cunt could possibly make a decision in real time with this rule book

Mind, I’ve never heard refs booed off like that before, dear me Eddie Howe may have another apology to add to the pile

Just pure unchecked insanity being broadcast across the airwaves. And it’s not even a theory, it’s a shower thought at best. He should have opened his wage-stealing 90 minute monologue of nonsense by just saying “An Arsenal win here helps Man United so that’s going to be my focus here, Martin” and then at least he’d be honest

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that

Neville desperate for a sending off all game, the weird little dwarf cunt

If ever there was “one of those games” you’re looking at it