Kitman

You're all heart RIP

I don't think it's as good as that actually You Noo Zeelundars are hard markers There's no piccy of a hooker's tits yet. I'm prepared to raise my assessment in the event of

Asparagus has stitched you up, bro'. He's already booked his ticket outtahere on a space/time continuum surfboard. You'll be fighting dem lizards on your own

Presumably you can auto delete anything from Parky

I don't think it's as good as that actually

It's not even Friday evening here in NZ and we're 13 hours ahead of the UK......

It certainly worked well for us

IT LIVES! IT LIVES! * Runs to warn the villagers *

wtf are you on about now?! TWAT!! Come back CT, there been mean.

wtf are you on about now?! TWAT!!

I'll be delighted if he's overlooked. The last thing we need is Best getting knacked on international duty.

"No Steve! It's not a pint of Guinness, it's the referee!"

Gael

I can see why he'd be encouraged to call her. She on the other hand could've told him to feck off rather than giving him her number

Why on earth did she give him her number?

Only seen him once on telly this season (League Cup, Forest?) and he struck me as quite slow. Is that fair?

meh

Plus Simpson's view of play was blocked by his massive head In the pre-match talk Pards should tell him Sigourney Weaver has been spotted in the ground. Explains why he left the ground clinging to the underside of the team bus....

Plus Simpson's view of play was blocked by his massive head

There were two or three instances where he's literally turned his back on the opposition player with the ball instead of going the extra yard to close them down and force a challenge. Unacceptable. Maybe he's been cursed? "I curse thee! Thou shalt have the head and heart of a squid!"

If he's that shit then presumably the answer would be to drop Squidward and play Guti right wing and Marveaux left wing. I assume Marveaux is fit enough now? I haven't seen Oberhead's last 2 games so can't comment, but he's looked pretty handy previously. Whilst it's too early to write him off, it sounds like there are worrying trends there. Regardless of his confidence levels he should work his socks off when we don't have the ball and get stuck in to tackles. Hopefully he'll sort himself out with more games and some positive coaching.

I bet his lass thought it was dead romantic. She was probably hoping for a quiet little rendezvous to say goodbye. Instead he takes her to Greggs, loads up with tuna and cheese n onion and then gives her a big wet smackeroo. Reeling from a taste resembling Satan's codpiece, she looks across and sees SMO standing there brazenly taking pictures on his phone. I only hope for her sake SMO's cock was not to hand at the same time.

Over the moon, if selected etc

Yes. If their owner was incapacitated there'd be no running for help or faithfully keeping guard, like your average dog. No siree, once it became clear no more food was forthcoming, Tiddles would be happily chowing down on the hand that fed and stroked him for years.