Kitman

I don't honestly think they care

Here's one I spent no time on: We are Newcastle Newcastle we love you With no cash to front And an owner who's a cunt And Super Shola Ameobi too We are Newcastle Newcastle's is our side You can stick your trophy glitter Up John Terry's scabby shitter Newcastle is our joy and is our pride We are Newcastle Newcastle till we die You'll never hold us back Because it's still the craic To see the Magpies flying high I'll get me coat

Kevin, Cyprus will be within reach if you get the jab at McDs.....fingers crossed

Perhaps David Cameron should go the same route as Nigeria and ban the tossers from competing for 2 years whilst they sort their shit out

Sounds like it's back to the bread line Britain of the 1980's. However sounds like something had to be done and Labour weren't going to do it....it's probably quite smart to live beyond your means, knowing someone else has to pick up the tab, and will get the blame for sorting it out. What's difficult to tell from this remove is whether the scale of the cuts is warranted or just politically driven. Could anything decent be recovered from privatising the banks bailed out during the GFC?

nope Aw come on dave. You know, if i get this job, i'll hardly be on here anymore on that basis, the very best of luck with the job Kevin

the only way is up.... Unless it's a job in Mcdonalds, then there's a 90% chance that the way will be down... Think of the big bucks, mate. It's just a stepping stone to something better, like KFC I couldn't work somewhere like crack-donalds, the scummers who go there often would boil my piss. I think it's just fast food joints as a rule. Some of the worst ones I ever went to in the UK were the pizza ones - once I even saw the "chef" pausing in prepping the pizza to spray a cockroach that was crawling up the kitchen wall. And that was a major high street chain. It's says something when you notice how filthy some of these places are, even when you're completely pissed.....

the only way is up.... Unless it's a job in Mcdonalds, then there's a 90% chance that the way will be down... Think of the big bucks, mate. It's just a stepping stone to something better, like KFC

the only way is up....

Remember that customers will either want their burgers rare, medium or well done.

I suggest when you're called in that you smile confidently and approach the interviewer with an outstretched hand. That way it's very difficult to refuse it. Unless you've wiped your arse with it of course, in which case you might not be suited to a job in catering (even at McDonald's).

Manager "And the best bit Kevin, is you get a free meal every day!" Kevin "No thanks, the food's shite. Me mam'll make me sandwiches." NEXT!!!!

Possibly. Or you could say that you have an insatiable appetite for appalling junk food and this will enable you to tap directly into the motherlode.

the big bucks

As long as you don't have your cock out, I don't see how you can fail. Personal health problems don't seem to be handicaps, judging by the people I've seen behind the counter. Ability to speak English is probably an advantage but not essential.

Didn't Mexico have another keeper who was canny famous who was also pretty short? Edit: Looked it up - Campos - 5'6" And here he is in a late foray up field

I hope that's the last we'll see of Heskey in an England shirt. A striker who doesn't score goals, not very useful.

Most of the players we've been linked with are dismal. Andy O'Brien, J LLoyd Samuel etc etc? Ye Gods! Hughton is now talking about the return of Joey Barton as like having a 'new signing'. I always think this is the acid test of whether a club is deep in the transfer shit. Never mind we haven't signed any new players lads, here's an old player back from injury! Sums up just how bad things are when he's creaming his trousers over Joey climbing off the treatment table. He must enjoy the 8 or 9 'new signings' he gets during the course of every season. No wonder Fat Mike made him manager......

the parallels are uncanny. at least the rest of the country gets an idea of what it's like to support the toon now All we need to complete the picture is a fat lad with a bulldog tattooed on his belly weeping like a girl......

Fergie ensured Rooney wouldn't be up to much at the WC by flogging him to death at the end of last season and I wouldn't be surprised if he's not fully fit. Judging by the reports it sounds like we needed more pace in central defence and midfield. England are ridiculously overhyped for what they are and there's not enough strength in depth.

Makes your heart sink doesn't it. Wow.

England are sleeping giants, they should be competing for prizes but are let down by their players, management and hierarchy. I've had nothing but disappointment from following them, so it's a relief that I can go back to supporting Newcastle United

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Based on what Stevie? World War II? I've never thought of the Germans as less humane than the British, if anything quite the opposite. I don't know the place and people as well as you, but it seems a tad extreme. The German people I've met have always seemed bang on, if a little starchy.... Lots of things. I've met loads of germans, they are calculated, humourless, cold and boring. We are a more emotive people without a doubt. I'll never forget Brehme's tackle on Gazza, it was done to make him react and get him sent off, calculated in an evil German way. They still have that nazi inprint stained across their very fibre, a sinister, cold way about them, this view isn't ignorance, it's what I see. They are more efficient, more organised, more staid in every walk of their life and less likely to make mistakes, they are robotic and mechanical, we are emotional and culpable. I mean look at these. I think this picture says it all. Look at the state of the jeans the one in the middle is wearing. Sorry Stevie, I'm sure you've something interesting to say but I can't take my eyes off these women's knockers

Based on what Stevie? World War II? I've never thought of the Germans as less humane than the British, if anything quite the opposite. I don't know the place and people as well as you, but it seems a tad extreme. The German people I've met have always seemed bang on, if a little starchy....