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We’ve signed Alfie Hutchison - whoever the fuck he is

You simply cannot take anyone serious who brings a lotto shirt to a gun fight tbh

Semenyo has a touch of the Maxis about him for me - He's too maverick for a Howe side. Albeit that's only based on the limited amount of times I've seen him play. Elanga seems like a RW Gordon - rapid, direct and a workhorse.

I hope the decorator is using white paint in your analogy otherwise this is disgusting.

It's not just America tbh...

What we took notice of was the fact that out of the biggest transfers of young players from the championship to the PL - none of them came from Sunderland

Read the prompt. Was I fuck explaining lightwater valley to SkyNet.

Imagine being so shit that you actively root for players that couldn’t wait to leave. Suppose it makes a change from racially abusing former players like.

Every single one of them with the “it’s not the same without the orange and green stripes. I want to pretend I’m John Barnes.” Face.

Co-pilot nailed it tbf. The prompt was:

We need to make sure you aren’t a snowflake who says hurty words about our very thick skinned leader.

“Whacked an Italian gadjey in the fayace with a plackey sword.” - Great way to explain to hospital staff why you got stabbed with an actual sword.

Take it to the relevant thread, grandpa.

I found this really helpful.

Aye, exactly. During the halcyon days of Dan Ashworth. Back when people had transfers to talk about in the transfer thread. It's depressing reading posts from pensioners talking about the music of their youth tbh.

The picture was clearly taken the moment after he was informed

Tell you what like that slap head cunt Mitchell has a lot to answer for. Look at what he's done to this place.

Trump trying the patented: "I swear to fucking Christ if you two little cunts don't knock it off I'll turn the car around and you won't get to go to Disneyland." If it doesn't work with children then it's never going to work with two maniacs.

"Yewneyk"

In the least shocking turn of events of this year so far the ceasefire is over before it began. Iran have launched another missile (according to Israel) and now Israel are calling for powerful retaliation. The world's greatest peacekeeper failing to keep the peace. Again.