Dazzler

tbf we got prem experienced managers under Ashley - they were just either 10 years removed from the league or fucking dreadful

In fairness this has quite literally been the easiest run of games we've had all season - I'll take credit for the free flowing goals though, that's all on me.

...and yiz still wore ya ill fitting tewn tops on a random Wensdah, marra.

He also responded to a question in his interview on the American stream about his tactics - and would he need to change them. He just says something to the effect of - I change the tactics all the time but people seem to be obsessed with the three centre backs as if it's somehow the be all and end all of tactics. I like the bloke, I think he's probably too genuinely canny to be managing that shit show like and I think it seems like he's already starting to regret leaving Sporting.

Got to love that this was a case of how far they have fallen and not how much we’ve improved.

American stream is shafting Amorim by wanking themselves daft over Slot

I’m the one leading us on this glorious charge to the champions league. You’re welcome. (this cockiness all but ensuring I’ve fucked it for this match)

Fucking hell Man City breed some thick sounding cunts in their youth set up. Cole Palmer sounds like his two braincells are locked in an eternal knife fight and Liam Delap sounds like he’s got rocks in his head.

We keep playing like this and he keeps scoring like he is then none of them can afford him and half of them would be a major step down for him.

Sawdis sent a ceyse and desist marra. It was eyther parsnip the thread or parsnip me head.

Lisandro Martinez trying to make sense of what just happened:

Okay this is taking the piss now. It ends here. It has to. 2-0 us.

I’m on a yank stream. Tim Howard and Robbie Earle are shitting all over them and sucking Howe’s hoop.

Noted, cheers.

2-0 Ipswich now

He’ll be too busy telling Amorim that he wants a refund on that hair transplant because he looks like negative photo of a Victorian judge and you can still see his scalp.

They haven’t even changed shape to add numbers in midfield. Aye the other one hit the post which counts as off target. I know my onions. I play football manager.

That’s the most noise I’ve ever heard from the home fans at old Trafford. It’s fucking embarrassing.

Fucking hell man we should be 5 up

Rocket but looks clear offside

If anything it’s an own goal not a bastard hand ball it came off the midgets head.

Proper relegation footy by them btw

Less of the personal attacks thank you very much or I’ll fucking boot your toenails off.

This level of petty resentment is what kicked off the First World War. Now all we need is some Russian cunt to stick his beak in and we’ll all be having a kick around in a minefield next Christmas.

The only box I’d need for Owen is the one his vicar will lower into a furnace. I’ve met him back in my youth when he first signed and we’re roughly the same height. That said we’re probably the same weight these days too and I don’t think sticking a nut on your opponent is allowed in the world of sumo.