Dazzler

Jorts and dress shoes were a bold choice.

I hope he plays a proper mental side with all the 11 out of position. Midget Martinez in goal, rashford at CB etc - just absolutely fucks their chance of winning the cup.

Except Ole before him and only until the poor cunt that comes in after him

"Dad, why does this shirt have a funny smell?" "You flaming galah, that's Lynx Africa." "What's Lynx Africa, Daddy?" "That's what footy players smell of when they can't be trusted to kick a footy, for fear their legs will burst into flames the minute their studs touch grass."

The only bruno they can actually afford

So we can safely rule out Barca activating Bruno's release clause if this is how skint they are.

I mean......you would shave it off wouldn't you.

Chancel Mbemba and Oba Martins dream team to the rescue

Probably played up top in place of Shearer and Big Dunc in the derby despite "allegedly" being a defender. I don't remember, I blocked out the Gullity "shexshy football" days other than the FA cup run (but I block out the final)

Our youngins got spanked off the aussies but would still put 12 past San Marino if Howe was managing them through a match

At least Sandro only bet on us to win, the absolute degenerate legend.

Getting carded intentionally could affect a result though, he's their best player (or one of) and him getting carded means he can't get as physical in midfield for fear of a second yellow - Getting an intentional booking has an influence over a match and possibly the result. If Pogba was given four years for trace amounts of PEDs in his blood then Paqueta should be looking at a similar length ban at an absolute minimum IMO, but I'd expect it to be longer.

As soon as ewerk posted my response was "THAT was Franck Dumas?!"

We need another televised celebrity civil trial to help us through. Who's Amber Heard pretending she's getting knocked about by these days?

So Howe can justify binning off this batch of youngins because they got bummed by a bunch of Aussie binmen and sparkies.

The lad next to Dyer looks like that taxi driver on BBC breakfast getting mistaken for an economics professor - looks like he's came to the stadium with his toon top on and got mistaken for a footballer by Gullit

The transfer window we had without Ashworth was fucking mint tbh. We're going to sign Brunos for every position on the pitch by September.

It should be over if he's found guilty. He's trying to influence games for financial gain, he should never be trusted on a football pitch again tbf. That said, Greenwood should be in prison on the nonce wing not playing in Spain.

Minteh ✅

It'll be a 3 weeks this time around, with the lads and manager presently globe trotting. There has to be a snippet of the manager fist bumping them along with two lads on a physio table getting paid a visit by the new player.