Dazzler

Moonpig has gone dark as fuck by the sounds of things.

All the Avon selling das will be rejoicing to get someone “woke” off the telly. They’ll be raging when Joey Barton doesn’t get the gig.

It’s not abuse if you enjoy it. Respect.

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When Rosie O’Donnell plays Betty she’s something that rhymes with bike

I was 7 when this came out and Halle Berry in this film was responsible for my first hard on and I did not know what it was, got scared and subsequently asked my mam about it in a packed cinema

PGMOL investigating a video where a referee says the truth about Liverpool and Klopp. Hopefully, a promotion is on the cards for this brave soldier.

I'm in the ballot for both games for me and the bairn. I look forward to the club taking both fists and going to town on my ball bag and pride - It'll make me so happy to lose out to a PR stunt from the US and to watch his travel vlog from JFK to SJP via ponteland airport while he butchers the players names and the classic chants. Thank you Newcastle United.

Shame he struggled at the start of the season with injuries, you have to think he’d be in or around the England squad otherwise.

Thoughts and prayers going out to the family of the wall at this difficult time.

I learned about it in history, like. We had to do it for part of our GCSEs. Though it was the full history of Ireland but it covered the British army occupation of Ireland and Bloody Sunday too. They made us watch the film with James Nesbitt as part of it, which was fucking brutal.

He cares so much about what happened to Khasshoggi but can’t spell his name correctly. He’ll probably care more about some mackem scoring morality points using his name than an inconsequential game of footy tbh

That reminded me of the Brentford game a couple years ago when we were dog shit first half and give away two pens only to rape them second half.

The forest fans have left already to keep in with a long history of not backing their own.

Anderson takes corners like one of ours too

7 minutes? For what?

I like Nuno tbf, I just like throwing that comment out because I guarantee it gets someone googling it and realising it’s true

Also, feel free to call the rest of them shit since it’s obviously the Midas touch.

He’s back to doing the things he’s good at and a lot less of the things he’s shit at. Defensively he’s fucking mint IMO.

Poundland Grealish plays like a knackered Poundland Obertan.

Eat shit Nuno, you’re still just lily Allen’s dad with a nicer tan.

Please be shithousing Tony Gord.

Anderson looking like our Anderson and not the newfound Anderson he’s been post transfer.

Was just about to beg Howe to take burn off. That should have been a pen to them for the shirt pull then joelinton has gone and done that.