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At least he owned up to his mistake TBF

I thought that Ballard was tidy in the first half, OG aside in fairness to him. He was the only player in their team that I thought looked like he could cut it in the Prem. He was absolute dog shit second half though and I changed my mind. Also, what is it about the mackems that seems to encourage proper podgy goalies? That Pickford mk 2 looks like he cleared the pies out the kiosks before kick off.

I mean it was no Christmas tinsel flags tbf

"Triggered"

I'm still suffering from the apathy of the last several derbies, personally. I'm so used to us getting beat in them that I don't care anymore even when our reserves should be more than a match for them. I'm planning on staying sober, though that plan may change should we go a goal down

"Says it like it is" If like it is is batshit insane, and factually incorrect. All I know about Trump is, if you drop him in water. That's the end of Trump.

Isn't it reset for the knockout stages anyways, and has been for pretty much ever?

He was probably just visiting his former neighbours to drop in the belated Christmas cards... In Ponteland.

An awful lot of talk about someone activating Bruno's release clause in Jan, namely PSG. Howe has said no in his presser, and he wants to keep him here but the rumours are we're secretly open to it as it'll allow us a lot more freedom to strengthen the squad.

"2. Empty flava packet and fill cup to half, what the fuck am aah, a fuckin' chemist? Giz the number for fuckin' Gormans man"

For anyone travelling down tomorrow, here's everything you's need to know in advance PS - I am yet to watch this video without ending up wheezing at the way the bloke says "horticultural oasis's"

Does it come with subtitles? I can't understand a word of what the host says over the sound of literally every speech impediment in known existence coming out of his mouth hole.

There are some fucking classics on here like: Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows: Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

He's right tbf - there is a huge difference between hoying a strop over a few signs in your hospitality suite and celebrating a cup final and champions league run. Nelford would be ironing his mams best tea towels ready to storm the stadium if a gulf state ever came in for Sunderland - but for now, he gets to pretend to be a righteous man.

Nottingham and Wolves are fucked with Brentford not far behind. I'd even say Liverpool are a bit knackered - Salah is there only natural right winger, and their best goal threat and they are losing their only holding midfielder. No doubt poor penniless Klopp will find £200m stashed away to buy suitable short-term replacements whilst banging his fists on the table at the audacity of the mighty, oil rich toon bringing in a couple of loan players.

He was getting bucked by lego head in that stripey house. We all know it!

I'm speaking from experience - I can still hear the squeal of the tires, and the robotic laughter.

KLD's statement (dramatised)

"The Geordies of Sunderland" - fucking dirty sex mags taking our names, marra.

"Yi want ya fuckin' goes like?"

Suddenly the banners in their bar seems less amusing now Buzz Killington is trying to get in on the bants.

Watch our fans smash the fuck out of the place now it no longer has black and white stuff everywhere. The chameleon move was ingenious TBF, it's getting SMB smeared on the walls in shit now.

Ewps sorry marras. Wuh didn't meyn to turn the black cats Bar into a pewr replica of bar 1892. Pleyse keyp spending your universal credit on our merchandise. Cheers.

He's standing in the centre circle with the saxophone lad playing local hero whilst we crack on with the traditional Saudi stoning of someone coerced into confessing they aren't a Muslim (as we do before every match).

They are allegedly being fined by the FA too because the tickets have the wrong branding on and state that it's a league one game