Dazzler

The lad next to Dyer looks like that taxi driver on BBC breakfast getting mistaken for an economics professor - looks like he's came to the stadium with his toon top on and got mistaken for a footballer by Gullit

The transfer window we had without Ashworth was fucking mint tbh. We're going to sign Brunos for every position on the pitch by September.

It should be over if he's found guilty. He's trying to influence games for financial gain, he should never be trusted on a football pitch again tbf. That said, Greenwood should be in prison on the nonce wing not playing in Spain.

Minteh ✅

It'll be a 3 weeks this time around, with the lads and manager presently globe trotting. There has to be a snippet of the manager fist bumping them along with two lads on a physio table getting paid a visit by the new player.

Aye @wykikitoon you lazy cunt.

On what planet does he live on to think he stands a chance in a single debate (let alone 6) against a former barrister and chief of the CPS? Starmer is going to spend six weeks destroying him.

Will Still is in talks with Norwich and likely to end up there. After all of that

Have you spotted Cilla yet? I'm struggling with this one.

Aye, his team tried to dominate possession in the premier league because they dominated possession in the championship. Give him a good side and apply those tactics and he'll probably do quite well IMO. They were quite pleasant to watch I thought, just weren't good enough to adapt when coming up against better sides. He'd probably do well at Bayern.

He's still a student with 200 followers who knows sweet fuck all. Am I fuck setting a precedent apologising for this as before we know it we'll be rimming casey every time he accidentally gets something right

Sunak will declare war on Russia and Iran on the 29th May to prevent all this happening.

Or I have....

Tory rebels are preparing a vote of no confidence because they aren't happy with the rumoured election

Not unless you were after a needle stick injury.

It's a samba reveal party "Aren't they beautiful, Jeremy?"

It definitely smells like an election is coming. All of the ministers are cancelling plans etc. Hunt was meant to be on ITV at 9 o clock tonight and he's binned it for this important meeting.

That's the criminal offence the first person on the boat to Australia committed back in the day. "Look at the new shoes I've invented, I call them thongs" "Shackle the cunt and get him on the boat."

I know mate, it's the fucking flip flops that come in gold. Pisses me right off.

"For all stations to South Shields please change at the next station, Khashoggi was a grass."