Dazzler

No, we won't permit you to be serious. Either make an inappropriate joke or fuck off.

Aye, because he was injured and no one wanted him.

Portuguese second division? Na, mate - pub league at best.

For consideration

You are right tbf, there are no 54 year old professional footballers in Jan 2024

FYP

The podcast or the incident in Ashington?

Lying tory caught in lie. In other news, it's fucking freezing outside, the sea is wet and the tories will be caught in more lies tomorrow.

I can't wait to hear how threadbare their squad is because they have two on internationals and TAA injured. Poor Liverpool.

They'll make a profit but once you factor in the ridiculous inflation rates we've experienced during the cozzy lives crisis, they will at best break even. Poor little Sunderland.

Late to the party I'm watching the tourist. Onto the second episode of series two and episode one had me in bits. It's the Irish/Aussie Fargo.

Didn't realise Joey Barton had so many burner accounts on here

The fact he trips up on the way out makes it even funnier

The first thing I noticed was "Sauage". Did they let the mackem apprentice knock the scran list up on derby day?

Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project - A comedy podcast from the US that has covered both the seagull shagging and the food poisoning in the sea from our inbred neighbours a mere few weeks apart. I sent a request in to get them to talk about the story in Ashington about the lass who walked around the shops with the decapitated head of her mother in a bag for life but as of yet they've not responded.

Jimmy Krankie and Joe 90 must have got their blue pop holders on someone. RIP.

It's a shame none of our youth players seem capable of stepping up - Parkinson seems to be the one favoured on the bench but has barely had a sniff outside of an emergency at Bournemouth, but it seemed like Dylan Stephenson was the most likely to get called up to the seniors until he was pretty shit north of the border.

Hotdogs in burger buns have entered the chat

Also, the mockery of our free scarves. The fans were rightly joyous with their free gift and they laughed at them. Why? Because 1) they weren't made with recycled Christmas decorations and 2) they didn't even mention remembrance day - because Saudi blood money or something.

Well obviously. It's to assisst Ten Slags decide which players to start because they have injuries, or some shit, I don't know, I'm not an expert.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/yann-mvila.1609420/page-25 Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Step forward Ser Yannith M'Vila. The 33 year old who's been shit for just about the entirety of his career. Save their midfield. You can do it.

Hanging from his wardrobe. It remains to be seen if this is due to the result of the match or a Carradine situation.

Carragher was touting him for Liverpool after we played them the minging cunt can fuck off, he's ours.