Dazzler

I forgot they bought Frimpong and Kerkez as well. Tbf that line up is fucking frightening - so in the interest of fairness they should have to pay £200m for Isak.

The add ons are Romano's finders fee the daft Italian nonce.

Rat is the part that makes no sense. West End kids called everything pure something or other back in my day.

I'll never forget how nice and respectful they were towards Darren Bent when he fucked off. I hear his mam speaks highly of them too.

The fact we've rejected it out of hand fucks me off mind considering it seems to take selling clubs days to get back to us on offers.

I'd take Watkins just so he can't torture our defence when we play Villa anymore tbh.

There's no cunt in the NUFC back office, that's the problem

That's the token Derrum mag, marra. his tewn top is stayahned in grayahvey so eyz wearing eyz Sundah best/court clothes

Tyre kicking cunts. Every penny they offer below the asking price should be added to the asking price for future bids. We'll Marc Guehi the cunts.

So the press have been touting £120m the whole time and their first offer is £20m shy of it. Daft cunts

Because it's funny. People (me perhaps, definitely not you) are having a laugh. I find it weird that you give a shit that people are having a laugh at the expense of the mackems. Mocking a signing, and his bizarre interview answers and giving a shit about him are mutually exclusive and not one person gives an actual fuck about him.

It's good that you've woken up and decided to not take things so seriously today.

Grant Xhaka in passport control was something to behold:

It's fake, @wykikitoon said so. Tell him @wykikitoon

The Isak shit is really the only huge negative part of the window so far. That's solely at the feet of Mitchell and probably the main reason he's been bulleted. Aye, we are treading water a bit but we're getting blasted by the red strip cunts on wages. It's not like we haven't been active. It's just that we're actively getting fucked over.

Imagine bringing in a doping expert and getting worse - The Paul Mitchell of drug dealers

Scousers will be asking to borrow that when he downs tools for a move to Bayern in two years.

I know how VPNs work tbf, I've had no issue accessing my questionable materials.

Tell me Ryder wrote something without telling me...

This porno ban has a lot to answer for tbh

I don't think he's a shit player like, just a grade A bellend.

Chelsea are in desperate need of a winger tbf.

Balls deep in a seabird is what I heard. Obviously, they had to crop it because of the porno ban