Dazzler

Simple answer, yes. I wouldn't even have to think about it. Double the money? That's life changing. Then if I truly hated it, I could quit and be comfortable for a spell while I looked for a new job that I hated less. I'm not for one second claiming it's the only important thing. But we work to get paid, that's a fact. Why wouldn't that be true of footballers. I hate all the bullshit Maslow shite. I hate doing any training on it even more because it's all flawed. "Oh I love my job, and the people, and everything I do. I feel valued, and seen, and loved." - But don't pay the cunt on Friday and see if he shows up on Monday.

2.5

Offer someone double the wage and see how much they appreciate the place that they suddenly realise is short changing them. It may not be the old-school way of thinking, but the younger generation tend not to stick around in a job for 30 years because they like the place or the people. They fuck off for the money. That's just a fact. It'll be even more true of a footballer where the pounds and pence impact of a pay increase is fucking insane.

Who stuffs a jock strap? Embarrassing.

He’s just telling you where his discomfort is. He’s been recently neutered.

Yes

The best part of today was how the manc cunt on comms didn’t know who anyone was despite their names and numbers on their shirts.

Braydon, Shirley ?

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne

Mayenda who got 10 goals and 5 assists in 40 championship games btw

They’ve said he’s left their training camp and stayed in London and as things stand he’ll train with them next week when they’re back.

There’s stuff they pretend they don’t remember too…

Anyone signing Arnold has no business being shocked that he can’t defend. But one in ten of his passes though:

It’s Howe. He’s still saying he’s injured too

How very Ashley-esque that would be.

Fabrizio Romano: Here we go Sesko to Liverpool confirmed, expected to play alongside Ekitike AND Isak - FIFA expected to change the rules so Liverpool can field 22 outfield players. Only Liverpool though, because as we all know their ceiling is much lower than that of a team owned by a gulf state.

Luke Edwards with his finger on the pulse as always

Why is his tongue moving independently from the rest of his mouth? It's annoying me. His mouth moves like he should have a terrible lisp and he doesn't. Fucking stupid Craig Hope cunt, with his daft mouth full of bad news.

Bam Margera probably accused Johnny Knoxville of murdering Hulk Hogan.

Just start leaking to the press that Isak fucking loves stealing metal dustcaps and the scouse cunts will have a bid of £200m in the inbox by the end of the day.

Eales is sat in an empty office spewing into the bin wondering where his replacement is.

This would be honourable but you have to remember we were all there to see the grand debut of Xisco and his vital goal that saw us finish 18th instead of 19th.