Dazzler

Third player to score following pelters today Schar and Burn are shite. So is joelinton, and I hope we don’t bring Osula on because he’s fucking useless.

Anyone else we can give a slagging to since it’s seemingly working fucking wonders?

Against *insert any team we’ve played this season here*

There’s slow and there is a pressing 1 three times to get to a C slow. Impressive you’ve managed to get the internet on a 3210

Are you on Wyki’s stream?

Just the 12 more than we managed vs Palace. This is the best we’ve played against shite so far. Arse is still nipping at 1-0 though.

I’d book Bruno there. Looked for it and was already tipped over before the contact. Longstaff school of penalty claims in full effect.

Maximin has two more goal contributions in the league in *checks notes* Turkey.

Aye, they have to be seen to be fair now since David toot outed them as cunts.

I guarantee you are a single text in a group chat away from having IPTV

Liverpool a goal down and down to ten men

Never doubted him. Bunch of cunts on here like. 2 goals and 2 assists for Gordon now. Imagine he was good.

Isak is drifting that way now to cover because it’s so hopeless

Straight at the keeper like, but on target all the same.

Two shots on his left. Even miggy hits those on target.

Joelinton desperate for a thunderbastard.

Choudhury and Skipp overrunning our midfield would be in line with this seasons weird performances tbf no matter how criminal it would be to allow

Dubravka man, that’s almost worse than no goalie. Well my one match thread has been fun

West Ham are in relegation form and they fucking battered us. We probably shouldn’t get carried away.

Even the benefica players hated him based on this I found on Reddit https://imgur.com/MHFUeqt That same Reddit has people saying he’s good just not for teams playing a high line. So in short, he’s Dubravka. Why didn’t we keep Karius again?

He’s definitely not a millionaire now like, or at most is the tightest millionaire in the world to still work full time with his missus at the same company . Seems a canny bloke the little interaction I’ve had with him tbf. I wouldn’t have guessed he was a green football street mean factory machine.

Never mind the extra clem, these things are a fucking liberty:

My name is above someone far too tall to be me. I should be the baldy midget next to him. But if you could photoshop some flowing locks on that would be great.

Aye, it's definitely him then - saying that his face is unrecognisable - his missus works here as well - Didn't realise he was a proper hard cunt former hooligan like might have to keep that in mind if he ever questions his pay