Dazzler

I mean the difference in quality between the two sides helps like but aye they are definitely on SARMs like Bayern and Dortmund players.

You’re either way older than I thought or into women way older than I thought. Respect.

It’s in the tags now. I’m still high from beating a terrible team given the rarity.

So is there an actual crown or is it metaphorical? Do I need to attend a fitting or what?

I was tempted to do a fancy title but we just fucked Leicester on a boring thread title so fuck off. I’m at this match so expect us not to show up. 2-0 to us.

Yous are all fucking welcome btw.

If it lasts more than 6 hours he’ll need to go to A&E

Lovely by Osula that btw.

Ruud in the changing rooms after the match:

Ooh we’ve just been called so slick. Is this what Liverpool fans feel like? I don’t like it.

Dubravka is in danger of getting hypothermia here.

If he’s playing like a cabby then it’s Bruno’s da.. who looks like he loves a Marlboro gold as well.

That’s the spirit. Let’s get the shit cunt on the scoresheet. i hope trippier stays away from corners and free kicks too as he’s been woeful at them.

It was funnier the first time when it didn’t make any sense

This is what he gets for wearing two coats the wet wipe.

If murphy had this kind of composure all the time he’d be a monster of a player.

Perfect game to make those kinds of subs now IMO when the game is over and the players Leicester are subbing on are arguably worse than the ones on the pitch.

Turns out he did tbf, the keeper saved it

Don’t change the luck man. These are a titan of football and we are shite. Forgive him god of football, he knows not what he does.

Murphy