Dazzler

Quick send him pictures of the bridges.

Aye someone else’s. He found them on the bench he sleeps on.

I don't know how someone hasn't found Mick Martin swinging in his garage tbh. He was a miserable cunt before it was cool to be a miserable cunt.

Either that or your missus needs to invest in a belt.

No.

I wonder if he’d sue a gypsy if he ever got on his waltzer. ”He-a said-a my saying over and over again. I-a didna wanna go any faster, but he kept saying it and then-a speening me round and a round and a saying my saying every time”

Last Week - Personal terms aren’t thought to be an issue. Southall will do it for three fish suppers from Fenham Fish Bar and the club have to cover the cost of his insulin. Yesterday - Newcastle are negotiating him down to two fish suppers and a corned beef patty and will only commit to sugar water. Today - Southall ultimately signed for heaven united after they agreed to let him in following a cardiac arrest episode.

Newcastle scouts watch Neville Southall to solve an issue that doesn’t exist after Southall dropped a kebab from a high stool and managed to hit the deck and catch it without spilling his chips.

Southampton want a higher fee? Fucking hell man, we can’t even buy shite efficiently.

£120m cash money. Or Nunez + £120m cash money. Or no deal.

Jordan Ibe to Newcastle. Here we go.

Shades of Pardew and his semi on for left backs tbh

Aaron Ramsdale. Jesus.

He isn’t even the top earner at the club despite being its best player. It can be both greed and understanding his worth. He earns less than Darwin Nunez, why wouldn’t he be annoyed at that fact?

Let's be honest, if he's in black and white the stick lasts until he scores. We're thick as fuck with short memories us football fans

I forgot to book my tickets in the ballot so I'm in the queue. Just the 33k and over an hour wait to go before I find out there's only hospitality tickets left. I hope the fat old yank cunt enjoys my ticket the tashy cunt.

In fairness, I reckon Fulham's former owner was a bigger danger to young girls.

If you aren't careful you're going to have us believe that you don't much care for Liverpool or it's inhabitants. There are all of these subtle hints I'm starting to see.

Shearer did everything in his power to leave at one point. Didn't he go in a strop for a spell because Sir Bobby refused to sell him to Man Utd?

I enjoy mine, and the people I work with (except the ones in the US who are thick as shit on average). I'm relatively well paid too, but if someone wanted to double my salary, I'd be gone in a flash. I have a family and a mortgage etc. More money means settling that quicker, maybe even moving somewhere nicer/bigger. The more I earn now, the quicker I can fuck it all off and push trolleys in Tesco because I no longer need the cash and the stress.

All this says is that you've left jobs and earned more money in the new jobs which sort of validates the point despite you trying to argue against it

Simple answer, yes. I wouldn't even have to think about it. Double the money? That's life changing. Then if I truly hated it, I could quit and be comfortable for a spell while I looked for a new job that I hated less. I'm not for one second claiming it's the only important thing. But we work to get paid, that's a fact. Why wouldn't that be true of footballers. I hate all the bullshit Maslow shite. I hate doing any training on it even more because it's all flawed. "Oh I love my job, and the people, and everything I do. I feel valued, and seen, and loved." - But don't pay the cunt on Friday and see if he shows up on Monday.

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