Dazzler

They will undoubtedly offer us Darwin Nunez and/or Harvey Elliott to try and make room in their squad as well as skate around the PSR implications. I am absolutely certain this is what they'll try to pull.

Howe even said on Saturday that Isak should be on the plane as things stood. So, unless his thigh exploded….

I bet we fucking end up with Nunez and Elliot and about £20m cash

I mean we can make a fairly educated guess like

If Liverpool don’t stump up the money now we should sue the fuck out of them. Cunts.

Problem with that is the ones they send to fix it have two glass eyes.

I read a book called Fever House. It’s absolutely mental and has spies in it. But it’s not a spy novel. It’s the stand if it was written by a metal head. Its fucking sensational.

While lowballing Mitchell himself by sacking him

It wasn’t the fact they were duds. It was the fact he rejected bids for star players and then didn’t bother to negotiate new contracts so they left on frees. Or so I’ve read. Fills me with a great deal of confidence when we’re sat with an Isak situation

Penfold is back as acting DOF. He’s been painting the lines we can’t get over.

Won in the ballot and realised the match got moved to Monday night and I probably won’t even be able to go

Yeah, now. They were literally on Pam Bondi's desk a few weeks ago. Obviously, on her shredding pile. Or she was using them to wipe Trump's dusty gunk off her chin.

Aye, but spiritually he’s only 21.

The best part is he gave a speech during his first term where he 100% accepted the fact that Russia meddled in the 2016 election. Now he’s calling it a hoax and that Obama tried to launch a coup to overthrow an election, as if he didn’t do the same thing 4 years later. I would say he’s lost the last of his marbles if it wasn’t for the fact that this is a clear and desperate attempt to hide the fact that he’s all over those Epstein documents and can’t afford for that to come out until his heart gives out.

Is it just a one pager? ”get in the van”

I still piss myself laughing at this 25 years later. I’ll never forgive him for inventing that style of reality telly that led on to Katie price and Kardashians like, but at least his was actually entertaining.

That horrible cunt probably dosed him to finish him off just to make sure she gets maximum return on it.

Signing Wilson to stop him scoring against them. Surprised Everton weren’t after him for the same reason tbh

Of all the possibilities from their documentary that one is comfortably the greatest.

Actually I realise I’ve chosen a photo that would endear him to the mackems more than anything. Sets abewt black lads? Eyz alreyt by me, marra.

I’m not sure he has the heart for a relegation scrap like. He’s decent technically, but wasn’t he getting slagged constantly for being a bottle job while at arsenal?

"Mike, Don here. Listen, I'm losing my base over here. They are desperate for me to honour the one thing I swore to do during the election. Thing is, I don't want that getting out. I'm all over those files, Mike. What can we do to calm them down a bit. Any suggestions?"

And then.....the scousers, after doing all of that to them will retire his number and make next season all about them.

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