Dazzler

Spanish for “wor kid from dewn the pits”. Don’t have a clue why the Spanish used it for thick as two short planks.

Isak was linked to arsenal all last summer and I don’t remember them leaving him at home.

I’m going with “all over the place” because “solid” makes no sense.

we playing in flip flops or what?

you fuckin’ startin’, la?

Nice to see Johnny Lawrence and Danny LaRusso get a run out for the second half.

£40m for Trafford you say? Bargain.

My dodgy fire stick provider has recently become otherwise engaged at his majesty’s pleasure

Anyone bought pass on the website? It’s not working for me.

No tits. So it’s not that realistic. i only did the mission where you get the naked lass out of a fridge and put her on a helicopter.

I’ve played it for a night and so far it’s a FPS Watchdogs but my character has a tiny nob (because I wanted it to be realistic).

Backpacking through south east Asia with Gary Glitter.

Nicholas Jackson makes sense though, based on all of this? (if you ignore the fact he's dreadful).

Romano reckoned he was on £120,000 but that was when he first signed for them.

This would only work to make me laugh watching Trippier and Burn have to wear each others shirts. Burn in a crop top number 2 and Trippier in a number 5 or 6 nightie.

You could try adding it to the food thread where it belongs.

Wait til someone tells them the club has put them up in a Holiday Inn until their visas clear. The MLFs will be heading straight over with their wheelie bins and lighter fluid.

FYP

Also, the irony of the number of posters on that thread (a thread about the transfer of a Newcastle player 76 pages long) calling the deluded world of RTG account sad and obsessed is off the charts

"So they say" Who say? You say? Says who?

Died doing what he loved: nearly dying. This one is better: Died doing what he loved: trying to kill himself.

Not sure we’re best placed to be laughing at the length of time it takes to sign a player tbh

Don't forget the friendship league cup trophy - against Everton. The friendship FA cup to resume next season when Sunderland and Norwich are both in the championship again.

Took me all of two seconds to find the racism: This is in response to a post about Staveley and her husband. Ironic that it was liked by a foreigner tbh - woodlebert's napper will be rolling.