Dazzler

So basically you ripped off the re-formatted British Top Gear? Shit Actor - Paddy McGuinness Sports Twat - Freddie Flintoff Car Twat - The other bloke. Your sports bloke is about to get jigsawed for Aussie entertainment.

Absolutely not - Southgate has to get it. Southgate at club level is hilariously bad. Allardyce would probably win them a league cup along with a top twelve finish and we'd quite literally never hear the end of it - from him or his pals in the press - even after he gets the bullet. Southgate relegates them.

In short, no I don't think they could have. It would have been pushed as a "Corbyn Manifesto" and absolutely shat on by all quarters of the press - Starmer would have gotten the Corbyn treatment as a result. The safety first approach was absolutely vital to winning the election because a) they had to get the fence sitting centrists over to their side and b) they had no idea of the state of the economy heading into power (because the tories had hidden so much of their shit). To expand on point A - A more radical socialist manifesto would have been no different to a facist reform one in the eyes of the people sat in the middle. We'd probably have a lib dem government now had Labour pushed a more left leaning manifesto.

The football is going to be a Southgate level of gash to watch. Klopp 2.0 he is not - despite him being touted as such early in his career. That being said, he'd not shit the bed if he leads us to a major final, and would set up a team to win even if it is 1-0 and fucking turgid. Tuchel would have at least won the covid Euros - I am certain of that.

As someone who grew up watching Top Gear on a Sunday night I find this deeply and personally offensive - because it's true.

They drew him after a stroke, but Ginola had a massive heart attack. That’s a shame, it’s was really good otherwise.

Win win for him really. If he’s class it’s a masterstroke and he’s a genius. If he’s shite he’s a German cunt that made us shit on purpose because of the wars.

A German managing England is going to trigger so many little Englander cunts. I'm all for it.

Telling someone, "wey at least you'll lose a few clem, wor kid" whilst they are mid-health crisis and being stretchered out is peak trump tbf.

Given their treatment of Ten Hag I am willing to bet they made him do it by dangling a post it with Tuchel's phone number on it in his face.

I’d rather have someone say we can’t do xyz because we’re skint. A Corbyn type manifesto would have had to have been massively walked back on and they would be slammed as liars - this would have been true of Corbyn too, no way he’s delivering those promises when the economy is bollocksed. The big claim of change was down to competence, something in short supply in government in the last decade. So far so good in that respect IMO.

If it was solid black stripes I'd like it. It looks daft otherwise.

....and of course, the genocide.

Another alleged gunman arrested trying to get at trump it appears. Why are they always the sunshine bus school shooters?

Why wasn’t this included? It’s a classic.

Some say he was a generational talent, on his day.

To fight Derek Chisora for the fiftieth time?

He’s just angry they don’t wank him

Caught us up. Apart from those pesky 20 league places.

I think the important thing is that you acknowledge it and are no longer the same person. All that being said, was he a hom though?