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That’s mackem talk, marra.

I've found footage of the recruitment process. Here is a still from the video.:

Lewcid, shirley?

Instead of watching the mags on sky they can watch Sun’lin til I die on (Saudi invested) Netflix on repeat. Or take a (Saudi invested) Uber to the Stadium of Light while enjoying a (Saudi invested) Starbucks. Alternatively, they can log onto (Saudi invested) Facebook on their laptops with a (Saudi invested) Microsoft OS to complain about the Saudi investment in Newcastle United.

All the “ya das” in the tory party like that she has a massive turd cutter.

2-0 us. Harvey Barnes with one, and whichever one of Howe's lungs is fucked to pop up with a late settler.

Slow down wor kid, let me catch my breath before launching into another bout of comedic genius.

The marra had to get it into the van somehow and it was too old to fall for puppies or sweets.

Has he deleted his last post or is this another conspiracy I should be worried about hearing from someone with the brass neck to call my patter lifting after posting that absolute load of fucking putrid, drizzling shite?

This one seemingly went unnoticed, so I have brought it to the forefront for a suitable meltdown.

What a fucking rollercoaster that was. He's a Muslim satanist who married a Jewish woman. He's an absolute bastard in the eyes of the Christians.

I've watched the first two episodes (mainly because I'll watch anything with Tom Hardy in it with higher than average expectations) and aye it's fucking awful. Helen Mirren's is somehow worse. I can't tell if they are meant to be doing a traveller accent like Brad Pitt in Snatch, but it's fucking terrible either way. I can't wait for him to play Ron in the Thursday Murder Club film - a man who is a former union boss from London in the books. I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong.

Correct. Canny player, who got a lot of unwarranted shit from the fans at times IMO. It could have also been Merino (who I think was a teenager when we signed him) but he was only here for 6 months and our fans wanked themselves daft over him so don't think it would have worked as a vague example

Coming to a cinema near you.

If he's anything like the last Spanish teenage attacker we signed he'll be canny (even if half of our fans were on his case far too often)

Look how long it has taken Arsenal to get even close to the top of the table. Their period ended and they had years struggling to stay in the top 4. Man Utd don't come close to the youth players coming through in recent years, and have a far, far worse transfer policy. I think Amorim is a good manager in a shite environment though (in reality I don't particularly think Ten Hag was a terrible manager either) and I think if he can get some of the dross off their books in the summer and replace them with players that suit his system then he might be able to turn them around slightly. However, I don't know how much say the manager has in transfers there given the players they've brought in recent years - none of whom have seemed to compliment the style of play the manager was looking to implement.

Let's just hope Gemmil doesn't expect a speedy recovery or Howe might be the next name getting punned to fuck in the "Yes Gemmill" thread.

My sister in law seems to catch pneumonia after every cold, covid or flu virus she gets - It's fucking awful like and I think she's had a couple of trips to hospital as a result but never a prolonged stay. She's recovered pretty quickly with antibiotics every time too. I think it flattens you for a few days mind, I reckon we'll be lucky to see Howe doing anything before season's end. But then again Howe is a very fit and healthy bloke for 47 so could be back at his tactics board in a week once he double doses his first lot of tablets.

"I am sick of these tin pot fans of these tin pot clubs. Ruining the game in my honest opinion" - Says Big Andy, 65 from Southend. Life long supporter of Manchester United. Hoping to finally set foot in Old Trafford before he gets his head blown off on a farm in the back seat of a range rover (because I assume that's how everyone from Essex dies).

I am sure Keith responds to anything with words to the effect of "but we're the ones who are obsessed" when it comes to us commenting on them

Fuck off.

“The mags don’t hate le bris for similar reasons” who?

Close enough for you?