Dazzler

Fine, ignore the point that proved you wrong. Don’t forget to take the tin foil off your head before you wash your hair, mate.

At least 11 billionaires have been sent to jail over tax fraud.

So why did they lose the election? All them ‘illegals’ voting for democrats and they lost. Fuck off man.

If the match keeps going like this there won’t be much time for any other highlights on match of the day.

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tbf nobody loves a good doss about and a job and knock Friday more than a Geordie. Bruce treated every day as a job and knock day, so some might say he was the most geordie. Not me. I thought he was a fat, lazy cunt. But some people....

Because he looks absolutely gorgeous in a skirt and we're only human.

Americans can't afford lunch anymore

Nah I don't think he is but then he's been injured since the end of January so who knows if Moyes would have given him the nod.

"Which one of you is Simon Bird?" "Ah bucked ya ma, yi daft cunt" "Nah, seriously though. Eddie's canny ill at the minute like." "Got the clap from rifling Birdy's ma."

Cole Palmer can't spell disagree.

It's going to be interesting to see the fallout even if we do get stung by it. My feeling is that they will likely double down until they are completely isolated and there are enough fucking doylems over there that will continue to support it, even if it means they end up on the streets because they can't afford to pay for anything. Trump will lead them to the promised land of America being for the Americans because no cunt will want to live there.

No need, I have the list right here: 1) LTA - Repeat offender, reporting everything MF and Wyki posted. 2) Me - Joking around about Wyki 3) Wyki - being a fucking dirty grass.

@wykikitoon - you fucking grass.

It may well be but I have reported Wyki for the following reason: "Because Fish didn't have the stones to follow through on the joke" I hope the cunt gets banned tbh.

Done.

As if he's not going directly to sky, or match of the day

"Zhoo-eh-leent-ON"

That's only because Bruce used to tiddlywink polos into his mouth and he was too thick to realise he was taking the piss out of his criminally hilarious underbite.

I like that this one doesn't mention Saudi Arabia. Respect.

Get them bucked. 2-0 us.

He looks like he’s either a) gripping Trump’s nob firmly, but tenderly or b) checking his manicure. Trump should introduce a 100% tariff on blatant paedos and this bloke will be on the next plane to wherever Gary glitter went.