Dazzler

1-0 Arteta to blame the ref and cry - again.

My place isn't big enough to cause that kind of carnage tbf. I'd be on board with it if it literally put a stop to all emails for a while.

I get personally offended when people don't understand this simple concept.

At what point does Lara Ulrich show up crying about how badly napster damaged him personally as he cries into fresh $100 dollar bills that he subsequently throws onto a fire to keep warm?

I don't think I've even seen a fax machine since I left my first job and went to Siemens 14 years ago

I hate it when Simon Jordan says things I agree with.

"Scratch that lads turns out I had to sign off my leave requests with a quart of blood so I've wrapped it in." Fucking work shy cunt.

You've ensured that the predictions are even more fucking stupid moving forward.

RTG will have us sold to the Venky’s by Christmas.

I think he never recovered from that Declan Rice jealous rage tackle tbh. Once he got back on the pitch he was always nervous on the ball, and has gone down too easily. He looked head and shoulders above Rice for me up until that point.

"The stars are just specks of paint that our alien overlords placed there to fool us into thinking there was more." - Average Rogan guest. "That's crazy. Hey Jamie, pull up that one video of the gorilla lifting a tyre over his head and shitting on the spot." - Joe Rogan.

Basically Andrew Shulz, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand and Andrew Santino are the only ones I can think of who have had any form of success that have been regulars on his podcast and I'd argue in the case of Santino and Gillis it's in spite of their friendship with Rogan. Theo Von too but he's just mental, and when you extrapolate out from his highlight reel on tik tok he's canny shite - I blame Rogan for him. Shulz is one who probably would have made it on his own - he's effectively the American version of that ginger scouse cunt that's everywhere because he does mediocre crowd work. I think they all feel they owe Rogan a debt because he gave them a platform - and outside of his absolute mental opinions I think he's probably a half decent bloke, and a loyal friend but because he smokes too much tac and talks about the moon landings being faked he appeals to the thick and mentally unstable which is also who Trump appeals to.

Unless of course Howe and Ashworth really did hate each other.

I just remembered you were there. It all makes sense now.

He definitely isn't going to Man Utd. If he manages again it'll be another easy win like PSG or Bayern.

No Howe? Good. Cunts.

I sincerely hope Van Nistelrooy does really well just to really turn the knife when he's returned to his assistant role under Southgate.

That was Mark Normand I am sure. I remember seeing it. I am pretty sure on that same episode someone called him a silver hack gorilla too

I think once upon a time he was a bang average stand-up - before his podcast and back when he wasn't playing to the alt-right. He was never worthy of the success he had, but had a load of much more talented comedians to call on as mates to help him. Considering the sharp uptake in his fame was due to him calling out another comedian that was stealing material while someone filmed it - it's hilarious that he's now stealing material from one of his own friends.

Howe's on a spice rattle at about 60 minutes whenever he's not started Longstaff, I think that's definitely what it is.

The commentators were pushing that narrative yesterday. It's a good pass but if our defence wasn't decrepit it would have been snuffed out and been nowt more than a nice idea. It was a bog standard De Bruyne pass - not even a particularly good De Bruyne pass.

Trump has done so much to get in good with Joe Rogan and his bootlickers that he got Tony Hinchcliffe to open at his rally yesterday. Hinchcliffe when on to call Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage in the ocean and then slated the latino community in general - a key target for success in the election. Joe Rogan and his pals already appeal to the "say it like it is" crowd, so was never going to move the needle for them but anyone with sense should have known that getting a shock/roast comic on to open for Trump was a stupid idea. If Trump wins then it's because the general population of their country is made up of a disproportionate amount of half-witted idiots.