Dazzler

DMT is probably the only gear I'd consider trying these days (or that mushroom tea shit I can't spell that has the same impact as DMT). I'd fucking love to see the cosmic serpent tbh.

Caught shagging a local "gangster's" daughter Kevin Mbabu style?

Tbf I reckon you’d think a pure state of euphoria would be shit.

Half mag half seagull babies marra.

You're all forgetting that Sunderland is the global hub of moral excellence and progressive attitudes (if you treat brexit and the riots last year as very, very common outliers). It stands to reason that they be miffed by the two gender specific pronouned bog doors when all the doors in Sunderland are labelled either "they" or "them". Quite why they need doors for a hole at the back of their gardens is anyone's guess though.

We're all so wrapped up in Burley's cancer news that we've neglected to notice Wyki's very obvious stroke. CAN YOU SMELL TOAST?

Hopefully Nuno didn't take their fat cunt chairman coming down and berating him on the pitch the same way I would - otherwise he's out of work today and Chelsea steamroll Forest under their caretaker.

I wonder how long this will go on for before talk of a vote of no confidence ramps up. Surely, there are labour members watching this cunt carrying on thoroughly outraged - how many times did they try to oust Corbyn? I recall more than one but can only distinctly remember the one he lost. At this point he's just Sunak in a different colour tie. Weak. Fully willing to hold my hands up and say I got it wrong - I thought the lack of policy and beliefs was purely because he had the election in the bag and didn't want to give his opponents ammo when he didn't need to. Turns out he just has no beliefs. I suppose the argument is that the torys weren't honest about the state of the finances and now labour are trying to fix it - but to do it by targeting farmers, pensioners and vulnerable kids instead of the wealthy corporations and individuals is deplorable. Now to stick his beak into culture war shite like trans rights and the demonising of immigrants - bin the cunt off and give it to Rayner - she has to be better.

Just trying to get her gaffer a free plane. Nothing more to it.

Almost everything suggests that the following will transpire: 1 ) Howe will set up with a back three. 2 ) Isak will score pretty early. 3 ) Arteta will not have an answer. 4 ) Mad Dog will wind up the opposition coaches. 5 ) Half time. 6 ) Gordon will score early in the second. 7 ) Arteta won't even understand the question let alone have an answer for it. 8 ) Full time. 2-0 us.

He's not wrong tbf - the sound of forearm on jaw makes a sort of cracking sound if you catch it sweetly enough.

Fucking hell I thought my stream was bad.

I thought this was halfway through a nazi salute before I saw the horse.

Microsoft Copilot having a bash. Apart from the obvious spelling mistake I wouldn't be surprised if this was the general direction they go in.

I wish I knew who he played for but that badge just does not translate digitally and I have no way of knowing.

Irish, so I hear.

Wait until he finds out there have already been black popes

This anti-DEI shit is getting ridiculous now.

I thought his speech about his pet was really touching.

BBC were at pains to confirm he has not lived in America for quite some time

He's fucking raging.

Gemini AI's depiction of a Japanese fellas reaction to this thread btw:

Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party