Dazzler

I'm both, thank you very much - I shop in the husky child section.

Your dedication to this shithousing is nothing short of magnificent.

"My da sells more avon than your da, la"

Graphs probably. Who brings a fucking flip chart to the sesh?

This was ripping into ICE from trumps first term I think. Absolutely mental that years later it’s still as on the button and the country learned nothing

Look like a great stand for putting phones and recording up skirts which is perfect for the absolute nonces that wear balenciaga.

Aye, but it’s a big fuck off number for most of you lot. I feel like the orderly from happy Gilmore most days.

But… but… they played the men’s game….so…..better….much…..pens….Fred West.

Who the fuck is asking that question anyway? It makes no sense

Same

That means treating someone as if they are less important.

Trump argues with reporter over MS-13 tattoo photoshop claims: ‘You’re not being very nice’ .. Not only did the yanks vote for this, half of the cunts still love him. The place just needs flattened into a massive shared car park for Canada and Mexico at this point.

Their version of this will be boring as fuck:

I am shocked to my core to hear about a BMW driver not checking their mirrors. It's completely unheard of.

The Irish being investigated by counter terrorism? Is it September 10th 2001? Did my Time Machine work?

2-0 us. That young Miggy replacement we loaned to Feyenoord last year to bag the winner.

I can tread water in mine. It’s normal sized.

Shouldn’t be hard their family tree is flat. Just look left and right and whoever is oldest is the nanna.

Gewch? Keyren Richardson? Jozey Alteydorey?

I’ve managed 5 - Brentford, AFC Wimbledon, Wolves, Fulham and Palace. I think I’ve very much had beginners luck with it though - as as a disproportionate amount of mid-week matches.

Eddie with his one functioning lung and high as fuck on antibiotics walking into Longbenton like Alex Murphy.

Aaaah-keh