Dazzler

And yet Keith would shag his nanna to swap Howe for Wenger 2.0 and because it’s just what he does on Saturdays.

In fairness, I thought he was just talking about Turkey in general so there are thicker people than Wyki here

Turkish League✅ I presume this is still a thing.

I was talking about the greyness, darkness and general smell tbh.

I dunno like the Film Actors Guild took up arms when Team America were doing their thing so there is precedent.

Mason Greenwood exists tbf.

He's such a cunt man, but even by his shitty standards this is a low blow

Because god hates the Kennedy's more.

Knowing the repetitive nature of history someone will take a crack at trump and it'll be RFK jr who eats it.

Brighton will tear up Minteh's contract and we can sign him back for nowt so that should keep the twitter chin dribblers happy for a few weeks until we lose narrowly to Liverpool.

I mean I'm sure Fulham will get by

I think Shandy Drinker has been at something a bit stronger than shandy judging by his spelling.

"Shut up and say 'praise be' before you get me chinned you little cunt."

tbf Pope has been playing like his hands are made of marshmallows and we already know he puts his boots on the wrong feet

Bye bye American democracy. Hello Gilead.

You can blame America and it’s above average levels of complete fucking idiots and their acceptance of any lies (that they actually know are lies) so long as it fits in with their narrow view of the world based on a 2000 year old book of lies. Also racism and misogyny - “we already had a black and we ain’t ready for another. ‘Specially not a female one. Yeehaw.”

FYP

The only resemblance she has to the actual wife is that they’re both middle aged women

The lass behind him looking at the photographer as if he’s just been sat showing her his savings account balance and asking where she’s going after here.

Just saw a clip of trump after voting and he looks like a bloke who expects to lose.

Lasses love a bean counter. It means we know where to find beans.

Renton: “I’ve just bought flight simulator and I got you this little outfit. Wouldn’t it be really sexy if we….” Mrs Renton: “No fuck off. I’m not shagging someone who plays flight simulator, I don’t know any self respecting person who would.”

So he actively chooses to support Everton? Worst kind of nonce that.

They are all idiots though tbf. Imagine Jack Grealish learning Spanish? Wayne Rooney would have been a great one trying to speak a bit of Italian at his first presser. The mafia would have needed some canny hefty concrete boots to hold that fat cunt down after he was told by his teammates that the word for mate in Italian was ‘wop’ which he proudly repeated on TV, multiple times to show how good his Italian was.