Dazzler

As much as we did - it’s great Brian is finally over it tbf. Capitalising Mags and Mag really emphasises the deep rooted respect he has for us.

*Camera pans around. Gordon’s face buried in a pair of mammoth top bollocks* ”brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr brrrrr. Nice one, laters babes.” *Gordon turns to the camera* ”Hiya, I’m Anthony. Follow me and see what I get up to on an average day.”

Just Mitchell’s face. That’s quite clearly mad dog on his right. You can tell Gordon is holding him back to keep him off his lass.

I mean there are these new things the youngins use (but only when it fits their narrative) called stats that would back you up tbf.

The only problem I had with it was the fact that the telly lass was not the woman of the hour. In fact she was completely useless, and the real woman of the hour is poor lass who manages to convince the lunatic to keep her alive.

I'm just throwing this in there because....it's coming.

Is that because it was you?

While we were busy singing homophobic songs there’ll have been one MLF in leather arseless chaps at their match today because he supports “the gays”

As a connoisseur of shithousery, this takes it too far.. it’s one thing to waste time on the pitch, but a cunt’s trick to waste NHS time. Hope he never walks again now tbh.

Gloomy uniting us against a common enemy just as he did as a monarch. 3-0 and a regal beheading at half time.

We seriously lack any form of plan B at the minute IMO. It’s worrying.

Fella on commentary has spent the entire half saying how shit Brighton have been but now says they’ve been “so impressive on the break” .. they only fucking broke twice.

It’s got draw written all over it. Same as it’s been all season so far we’re clueless in the final third.

It was a blatant dive tbf

They paid for most of it, marra. Or something like that.

I have no problem with Liverpool players that deserve to be there. I just can’t think of any at the minute. If I never have to see Arnold out of position over hitting a pass again he’s an upgrade on the last two hacks that lead the national team.

Count me out. I’m expanding at a greater rate than the universe.

Nothing screams “nuclear family dad” more than an awkward looking, malnourished specky bloke on a velour bedspread inappropriately groping a cat.

Neither me or my wife are on FB anymore. The only thing I’m on now is LinkedIn and only then whenever I am job hunting so once every few years or so. It got to a point as an adult that I began to hate the people I love the most because of the utter shit they post on social media so I came off it around Covid. I use TikTok but only to watch videos of old people falling over. Or dogs and cats tormenting their idiot owners. Coming off the major socials is still the best thing I did in the last few years. I’m hoping that neither of us being on it will help our kids grasp how shit it actually is.

"Heya Robocop, marra. Can aah gerra picksheh wiv yeh? D'yeh like me Sun'lin shirt, it's one of the reg vardey ones from back in the day, tha dinnit mak them like theyse anymore. Aah saw a mag in his shirt before and aah made sheweh to mock him forrit coz it's compleytely different to me deeyin it, innit Robbey mate? Worra yeh crying for Bob? Overcome with emotion beyn in the presence of a massive lads fan, coz yeh love Sun'lin and hate beheddie and the barcodes? Pleasheh meytn yeh Robert, mate. Enjoy yeh flight."

They care so much more than us marra, and here is an excerpt from my proper long textbook on the subject available at all good boot sales, and perfect for roach paper.

They actually count that result within their x in a row too just to drive home how much they absolutely don’t sweat the small stuff when it comes to the barcodes.