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Another set of dictatorial cunts vanquished today. Erdogan will have been sputtering into his simit, the fashy shithead. Germany will likely do for Orban's blackshirts, so all we need now is for the Danes to come good against Putin's boys in Copenhagen.

Well, if anyone watched that and still thinks we're one of the "favorites" to win this tournament, I've got oceanfront property in Kazakhstan for sale. I'm just going to say it - has Kane ever done anything of note while playing for England? That chump is the one getting comparisons to Shearer? Scored a pen and a tap-in against Panama three years ago and that's made him England's great hope. He looks like a donkey.

Fuck Hungary and their neo-fascist tinpot Trump, I was overjoyed to see them get done in their own overstuffed backyard, blackshirts coughing and hocking COVID bombs all over each other. Orban's namesake was fucking rubbish as well, wouldn't surprise me if that's his great-nephew or some nepotistic shit. Gulacsi's face when he had to face Ronaldo from the spot was a picture in resignation as well. Ronaldo could've taken that penalty 100 times and he'd have scored them all.

It's a real indictment of the dogshit we've had managing England for decades that Southgate is going to end up being our most successful manager in donkey's years. Speaking of plums, Luuk de Jong is playing for the Netherlands at the Euros.

Dirge by and large. Opening was OK. Quintessentially English match I'm afraid, over-defensive and over-reliant on a couple of flair players.

They made it to Wembley! Tell me ma, me ma....

How did that song they sang us go again? I think it was something about "we'll never play you again"...?

In years gone by I would've hated them because I would've wanted to be them, and envied their success. Now I'm just happy that there's someone out there carrying a torch for positive football, a good relationship between fans, manager, players, and owner, and an actual attempt to succeed on the merits, not just buy or cheat their way to something that their billionaire owners can term "victory."

Can you imagine making 281 posts on a rival team's board, pretending to be one of them, getting rumbled probably 1-2 posts in and still attempting to keep up the charade for nearly two years? While, might I add, said rival team is two divisions above you. Dear me, you want to get a hobby. Fucking nonce.

This has got to be one of the worst takes in a string of awful takes from UM. Darlow is the "bang average" keeper in this squad. He gets the job done and would be a top player for a Championship side. Dubravka has saved us dozens of points since we bought him.

The NBC woman just apologized to Arsenal fans for having them miss the commentary. No mention of us, then again we're hardly even on the pitch so that's no great surprise.

Solskjaer has to be up there for the tackle on Rob Lee.

And as mentioned above if Wilson flops from the push he received it's a penalty regardless. He stays on his feet and is rewarded by having a goal chalked off. Lick my nuts "ESL" Liverpool.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fuck all the way off, Super League my arse. If that was a handball I'm a monkey's uncle by the way. Get fucked.

Well this is about to end in tears. How terribly sad. Pride goeth before a fall, and all that.

I imagine their reactions will be something along these lines, "Well, ultimatel¥ this i$ £or the good of the game, going £orward the$e team$ are creating an elite league where the ver¥ top player$ of the world can compete, and MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!"

GET IN!

Wilson wanted to fucking sink that, wretched decision.

Anybody surprised? Anybody?

Since it's now clear that Ashley isn't going to peddle the useless fat fuck, I guess it's now better to get the few points (1 at a time of course, wins are too much to expect) to help us stop up. So, yay, we scored. Great.

Speaking on a weekly basis here, on average, how often do you fuck your sister-mam?

I think I'm done. Clearly the players are. There was no attempt to block the cross and no attempt to mark the scorer. Schoolboys would've done better and I mean that literally. Fuck all the way off.

Can't wait to see who the next dinosaur Ashley digs up will be. Maybe Kinnear again? He's still alive, right?

That goal will cost us many more points over the long run than it saved us.

The cretaceous period will extend another week, oh joy. I'm so happy.