Gemmill

Aye £25m in excess of our offer as well. We were never getting there.

TICKETS PLEASE!

Whoop whoop. THE BANTER BUS just pulled onto Main Street.

I'm happy to concede.

The correct answer to who their backup striker is once Nunez leaves is almost certainly whichever cunt we try and buy next.

Isak to Liverpool for £100m. Your ABYSMAL entry ffs.

Well not a bloke that would cost them another £150m. We don't HAVE to continue the hand wringing over Isak to Liverpool if we don't want to.

We didn't then have to buy Isak for another £150m though did we?

They're not gonna spend over £200m on two lads that play in the same position.

https://bsky.app/profile/fabrizioromano.yopro20.com/post/3luf4cozsua2l Hope he's SHITE. But they'll hopefully not be coming for Isak now.

They're an extreme case though. Wonder if the PL will ever sack up and do similar.

I saw someone wearing a black leather bucket hat in Keswick yesterday and the first words that floated into my head were... The....... Broken..... DOLL!

The "Stop the Boats" NUFC flag was out and about yesterday. Helmets.

I've just done a search for Al Hilal Isak on bluesky. It's absolute nonsense chatter. The primary sources appear to be: newsflash.one (ffs) europesays.com (does it though) newsbeep.com (boop) onefootball.com (ok) And it's then spread far and wide by fans of other clubs talking about how hilarious it would be if this happens to Newcastle. There's NOTHING behind it.

Is the Al Hilal stuff being reported by anyone reputable? Every thing I've seen about that looks like pure horseshit.

Doesn't look good for Dougle's prediction. Didn't even make it to midnight. What a CUNT!

This isn't the PL where clubs can vote in whatever rules they want. There's established precedent for clubs just getting fined for breaching UEFA's wage to turnover rules. We're not about to be singled out for different treatment if we breach it.

Fishnets amirite?

You've sprung another leak!

🚨🚨🚨DOUGLE PREDICTION ALERT🚨🚨 Let's see how THE CUNT does.

You've just declared you're finished with football entirely if Isak goes. You're the Trevi Fountain of piss at this stage.

You've been barely keeping your head above the piss line since June 1st, Yorkshire. NOW is the appropriate time for urination.

You just pay a fine for that though. That's what Villa and Chelsea have just done. They don't stop you from being in the CL or anything.

Is that quote from Howe that I've seen saying Newcastle "aren't the biggest payers" legit? Cos you know you fix that? You start paying people more. Impossible to compete if you don't.