Gemmill

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-66374100 Tony Di Bart did not choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

I met Tony Di Bart in the Ritzy. Just fucking lock the thread.

"HE'S A SEOUL MAN: watch as superfan Ji-Son Song sees the St James Park pitch for the first time"

Looking forward to the club shipping some South Korean fans over for social media content next season.

All from Kelso. All got that slightly inbred look about them that makes your eyes water the longer you look at them.

I don't need a tag partner, thank you very much. Particularly one with such badly impaired judgement.

Aye just seen there. "persistent rebels" are having the whip removed by our courageous PM.

And any sign that Liverpool are coming in will be reported with glee by a very friendly MEDIA. Most of these outlets are more or less Liverpool fanzines.

"Liverpool have bid accepted" is when we need to worry. "open talks" means fuck all.

The Tolpuddle Fringe. Has anyone checked the profanisaurus for that?

Lads. We want Ekitike. He's been a long term target of Howe. We're not playing 4D chess here, we're just trying to buy a footballer.

I don't buy this smokescreen thing at all. His reps have flown to Austria to meet Howe. We're not doing all this as a ruse.

Exactly.

We could have done that just by telling them Isak isn't for sale though. If Ekitike is the next best/closest option. I think we really want Ekitike. Isn't this our third attempt to get him?

SMASH THAT RELEASE CLAUSE. Make them pay for taking the piss out of us on Isak.

Yes Dingle. Did you see how I said "I'd love to see.."? Not "he's bound to.." or "I see no reason why he can't..."

Please start making sense at your earliest convenience.

Boohoo Dougle wants his Mandy back. F A N N Y

Aye Staveley wasn't doing anything special, we just got lucky in who we were dealing with. Even then there wasn't many that came out of the blue and got done. Botman went on for a bit and weren't we haggling in public for a bit with the club owner when we got Bruno. I think there's been some mythologising of Staveley's transfer business.

This sort of thing is why we're going to fall foul of the Online Safety Act.

I'd love to see him go there and have a mint season scoring the goals that keeps them up.

For the purposes of this place, that would be fine I reckon. Pull up the drawbridge and then just tick us off into our graves.

If he goes, it just means the price for Isak goes up. Same as when everyone thinks we're swimming in Saudi dough. I still think they can be priced out of Ekitike if the will is there on our side.

Diaz wants out.

Let there be light BABY.