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They're so weird.

Now legally on YouTube for posterity and re-watch.

Keith Downie being attacked by bees in this video.

Also he's fucking shite.

If I lived down that way, I'd definitely go but it's a bit of a trek otherwise. They need to get their arses up here.

Wissa sounded like a great idea a week ago. He still is but there's an Ekitike comedown to be negotiated first. Also we need to fucking just get Wissa and not pissfart about for the next fortnight.

Craig's lass clearly monitors his TT output.

You'll end up with CT over there if you're not careful.

I'm just pleased their coverage of the CWC is over. They can stop being weird with that Alex Aljo lass, and pretending that it was a good tournament.

I listened to it this morning. The one and only thing I've got a bit of sympathy about is that it was that fat cunt Marinakis that's caused it to happen. They've clearly complained to UEFA which has prompted them to act. Marinakis is the golden snitch. Also, Parish is right that a big club with a multi club model is not getting this treatment.

Howay Frankfurt, summon the spirit of Steve Parish and make them weep.

It does us no good to get involved in a bidding war if we're going to be left looking "embarassed" when the player picks the other club. We should have gone nuclear, triggered his release clause and forced Liverpool to either match it or fuck off. On the plus side, if Liverpool end up with him that hopefully rules them out of trying to get Isak next summer.

At least the fruit loops that think that we were playing 4D chess by manouevring Liverpool into buying Ekitike instead of Isak will feel that this has been a hugely successful operation.

I don't think you can count him as still in the squad.

Hope is reporting the same thing about it being off. Disappointed with this like. Unless the player has said he's now only interested in Liverpool.

The Athletic have got an article about "Newcastle's Isak dilemma" as well which opens with the "conundrum" we face. They're so used to asking "what difficult decision does lesser club A need to make now that favoured club B would like one of their assets?"

You get that once they're here though. Pick any of the lads who are now stars in our team and totally bought in to the place (Bruno, Tonali, Botman, etc), and had they been given a straight choice between us or Liverpool when they were joining, none of them would be here. And that's fine, it's totally understandable.

I bet he kept the fucking cart too.

Joseph hit that farm worker on the head with a shovel, and walked with the dead body for 3 days to cover his tracks. Not a doubt in my mind.

Given the straight choice, any player without a previous affiliation to either club would prefer them. In the last 10 years, they've won: PL x 2 CL FA Cup League Cup x 2 In the last 70 years, we've won one domestic trophy. We can't be in a huff if players prefer to join a club that has a much better recent record than us.

I'm fairly sure Ornstein and Romano only get the information they do because they do favours for these clubs. Like, for instance, claiming that Liverpool must have received encouragement from Isak just to further destabilise the player and his relationship with the club. They're snakes, these lads.

She's genuinely hopeless.

Was this the lad there was a documentary about years ago?