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Never mind that, was it the dipper at work who did you up like a kipper earlier?

Nowt new, just if you want to hear some chatter/speculation about it.

I want the details. If you come on and say "Sky Sports are reporting..." you have to have seen Sky Sports report it. I bet the fucking dipper at work has done this.

https://www.skysports.com/football/live-blog/31771/12476234/transfer-centre-live-football-transfer-news-updates-and-rumours Still nothing here.... Oh dear.

Wykiki having the meltdown he accused Kev Lawson of having yesterday.

Where are you seeing this, cos it's not on their live transfer blog and there's nowt about it in Bluesky.

This whole theory is madness. We've travelled to Frankfurt and had their representatives travel to Austria to try and stop Liverpool buying Isak. Just tell Liverpool Isak isn't for sale and save everyone the bother.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-66374100 Tony Di Bart did not choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

I met Tony Di Bart in the Ritzy. Just fucking lock the thread.

"HE'S A SEOUL MAN: watch as superfan Ji-Son Song sees the St James Park pitch for the first time"

Looking forward to the club shipping some South Korean fans over for social media content next season.

All from Kelso. All got that slightly inbred look about them that makes your eyes water the longer you look at them.

I don't need a tag partner, thank you very much. Particularly one with such badly impaired judgement.

Aye just seen there. "persistent rebels" are having the whip removed by our courageous PM.

And any sign that Liverpool are coming in will be reported with glee by a very friendly MEDIA. Most of these outlets are more or less Liverpool fanzines.

"Liverpool have bid accepted" is when we need to worry. "open talks" means fuck all.

The Tolpuddle Fringe. Has anyone checked the profanisaurus for that?

Lads. We want Ekitike. He's been a long term target of Howe. We're not playing 4D chess here, we're just trying to buy a footballer.

I don't buy this smokescreen thing at all. His reps have flown to Austria to meet Howe. We're not doing all this as a ruse.

Exactly.

We could have done that just by telling them Isak isn't for sale though. If Ekitike is the next best/closest option. I think we really want Ekitike. Isn't this our third attempt to get him?

SMASH THAT RELEASE CLAUSE. Make them pay for taking the piss out of us on Isak.

Yes Dingle. Did you see how I said "I'd love to see.."? Not "he's bound to.." or "I see no reason why he can't..."

Please start making sense at your earliest convenience.

Boohoo Dougle wants his Mandy back. F A N N Y