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Yeah the club were so impressed with his Guehi negotiation that they've decided to implement the same approach on all future transactions.

Also don't mention it to anyone beforehand, but turn up in a wig on the day. And act confused if anyone mentions it.

Ralph Malph's great grandson it is. Pottsy's gonna head up the academy.

👍Eli Cranor is similar.

Use ChatGPT. Put follow Hannah Fry's advice when you give it the prompt. Tell it it's a world class comedy speech writer and then tell it a bunch of stuff about your daughter and the groom, and get it to spit out a 3 minute speech. (or however long you want it to go). It'll at least give you a good starting point.

We're 6 months away from Toonpack trying to negotiate an "as seen on The One Show" discount on a hot tub.

Did you read any S.A. Cosby? Think I mentioned some when you've asked in the past.

You'll be lucky if you can close your legs enough to fit in the seat by then.

That's right SNOWFLAKES. Gen X represent, the COOLEST sounding Gen there is. Fucking "millennials".

A VERY niche callback tbf.

29 in September is what he meant, I think.

As far as I'm aware they haven't made an approach (yet)? And it's not like Spurs are that light in forward areas, so hopefully it's just people putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 5.

If Spurs beat us to this one, I'll thcweam and thcweam until I'm thick.

The Hot Mitch Summer was taken away from us when he left. If this isn't obvious, I don't know what to say to you.

Here comes jism.

If they stick a pacemaker in under local anaesthetic, you lads shouldn't even be getting that for a little bit of knot tying.

Might I fucking remind you: "Sky Sports reporting Liverpool have just bid £150m" You're lucky you've still got a login, BITCH!

Gloom wants to know if she'll do it on the toilet.

Can we please keep this on topic. What do you think of RobinRobin having the nerve to post that article? Be honest.

RobinRobin absolutely ROUNDED on here. Let's have a pile-on. Who's next?! See if his GIFS can save him this time.

That article quotes the likely made-up nonsense quotes from his agent, and says he's training alone cos his heads been turned (it's cos he's injured). I suspect the £100k gap on his contract offer is also total guesswork.

Feed it to ChatGPT and ask for a 3 page summary. Then pretend you've read it.

Have you read it, CT? HAVE YA FUCK YOU LIAR!

Fuck knows who tbrfootball are but this could resolve at least part of our Trafford problem if there's any truth in it.

Sky Sports releases the latest episode in its long running show "Newcastle have another bid rejected".