Gemmill

In our hearts. Which is where it counts.

Howe doing his press conferences in a black hood.

Trevor Phillips telling Sunak "you might be the only person in Britain that thinks you're delivering"

Chelsea players channelling Drogba at the end of their game was nice. "EETS A DEESGRACE!"

I'm done with those pricks. The FACT is that they cheated in the seasons when they should have been relegated but didn't get the points deductions until this season. If we apply the points deductions to those earlier seasons they're relegated. So I was actually right all along. Everton Football Club. Relegated in our hearts.

I'd love to see one of Luton or Burnley stop up. Burnley playing Forest on the last day of the season will be tremendous if it's a straight shootout for survival.

Immediately followed by Ian Wright doing a 3 minute segment captioned "Freedom of Old Trafford" showing how easy it was for Burnley to just walk through Man United yesterday.

"One of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at the minute." Not my words. The words of Erik Ten Hag describing his spluttering, faltering Manchester United team. One of the richest, most expensively put together teams in world football.

It was a foul like. The ref should have spotted it in real time and VAR would never have had to create "controversy".

Why did you have to make me not want him to do it?

Good old VAR.

Aye it's a good story cos it damages Sunak, but the bloke can fuck off.

Anti abortion protestors on the Tyne Bridge today BTW. I drove past giving them all the Vs cos I'm fucking nails.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FOOTBALL!

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

One off the golden boot. Could still happen for him.

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now. But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity.

He was unlucky there cos he won the ball initially but legs got tangled. Not that it matters.

Man United could easily get beasted by Palace, Arsenal and Brighton. And then they've got the small matter of us.

Burnlequaliser.

Man United have scored. Bollocks.

Burnley need to pull their finger out now and it'll have been a lovely day.

NO. FOUR. THEN TWO.

There he is. In his Adidas Flankers. Daft shite.