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Sky Sports Aus/NZ have a special feature on Van Dijk for a half time treat. Mr Tit Sweat Gab Marcotti* waxing lyrical. *the same bloke who proudly declared himself "not an Eddie Howe guy" after we pumped Liverpool at Wembley. Is that cos you're a fat know-nowt pig, "Gab"?

You know you've just got a shit ref when both sets of fans will be livid with him.

Pleased about that. Didn't fancy it getting to the hour mark still at 0-0.

Get in. He just hits it so powerfully that it doesn't matter that it was a bit close to the keeper.

Enciso walking away like a guilty man here.

Ridiculous to give yellows there. Some of these refs are thick as fuck.

Nah, he's not one for fake news.

Not easy this prediction game, eh?

Joelinton off to see a specialist about his knee today.

Hope reporting Botman is in the squad but he's not seen Joelinton.

If we haven't sorted things by the time we play Everton, we'll have dropped a number of bollocks in the next 4 games.

Fletch saying Chelsea go 4th today if they win cos Forest and Villa aren't playing this weekend. Obviously hasn't heard of us.

Fucking Pickford. My main hope for today was they'd hold out for a classic Everton nil nil. Can't really see them scoring.

Fucking Everton. Fucking Chelsea.

I'm not gonna play your SILLY LITTLE GAMES.

Moyes' record at Stamford Bridge: P:19 W: 0 L: 17 Howay you daft old cunt, let's put something in either the W or the D column today.

It's good but it's not Newcastle United trophy celebration good.

Also fuck the conspiracy idiots on social media responding "how convenient", as if she's been done away with by the deep state.

Looking forward to this one today. If Everton can somehow buck their relegation certainties label and take points off Chelsea, we could go into our game with eyes firmly on all but securing the prize.

Virginia Giuffre has killed herself. Sad story, three kids lose their mam. No doubt Prince Andrew still thinks he's the real victim in all of this.

Asha Rangappa on Bluesky can be relied on for sober legal analysis, and she thinks it stinks.

I think it's pretty clear that CL is pivotal to our summer spending. I think we'll spend with or without but it'll look very different if we qualify. That article is about who is/isn't in PSR trouble. It's not about who's going to have a big summer of spending. It's predisposed to have a slightly negative framing.

Nah, sounds to me like he thinks we're pretty much in the clear.

Well the Trump administration has now arrested a judge for supposedly helping an immigrant to evade capture. Smells fashy.