Gemmill

They'll have models that stimulate the games thousands of times weighted for relative form, strength of opposition, etc, I imagine.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/apr/22/larry-david-spoofs-bill-maher-white-house-visit-trump Good lad Larry.

Aye I think I'd go Man City win as well. I'm sure the correct mathematical choice is probably a draw cos I would imagine that reduces BOTH of their probabilities to make top 5. But us dropping another spot and seeing Villa move to within 1 point of us.... No thanks.

Dougie is WOKE AF ITT.

You'll be filed away in his head under "Sheeple".

There you go. It hasn't failed yet. Enjoy the match!

Could be worse, he could have said his cousin gives excellent blow jobs.

Well thanks for spoiling the ending. That's what we all look for in the recommend me something to watch thread.

If its true we're interested in him, we could really do with us getting CL and them not.

Yep I'm up to date on that. Great stuff.

Is it about a princess? Has no one dipped their toe into Dope Thief yet? It's good stuff. Can't remember, might be on Apple+. We're back watching Reacher for some easy viewing. It's absolute horseshit but if I come with too much intense viewing it gets hard to convince my lass to fire up the next episode.

That stupid cunt thinks it's the fluoride, I think. But aye the number of people infected by stupid over here now is ridiculous.

He was a good man... worked hard.... loved the world. That's what I might say if I accidentally walked into a funeral for someone I didn't know, and was inexplicably asked to deliver the eulogy. Have something prepared you fucking idiot.

The fucking bubbleheads on that channel. What a mess.

BREAKING NEWS. More as we get it.

Carragher's come as fucking Rommel. He looks like he's on desert manoeuvres straight after the game.

Not to open old wounds for the board's resident dipshits, but it's 1.23 plays 0.33 xG and a 0-2 scoreline. Forest back at it with the spawniness. Hopefully Spurs can get back into it.

Arsene Wenger?

Now it's 2 nil. Forest could wipe out our GD advantage over them tonight.

Aye just 1 nil but looking ominous. I honestly don't know what Postecoglou thinks he's doing. He just turns up, watches his team gets humped, argues with the interviewer, and then spends the week getting ready for another shoeing.

Looks like Wood's armpit was offside there.

Fucks sake. Spurs are fucking shit.

Anderson. The little twat.

I don't know if he's fucked or if he's just getting the kind of care we'd all get if we were in his position. I assume he's been moved from an NHS hospital to private care by now.

Still in hospital as far as I can tell. There's been no reports that he's been discharged. Fake news Toonpig.