Gemmill

BREAKING NEWS. More as we get it.

Carragher's come as fucking Rommel. He looks like he's on desert manoeuvres straight after the game.

Not to open old wounds for the board's resident dipshits, but it's 1.23 plays 0.33 xG and a 0-2 scoreline. Forest back at it with the spawniness. Hopefully Spurs can get back into it.

Arsene Wenger?

Now it's 2 nil. Forest could wipe out our GD advantage over them tonight.

Aye just 1 nil but looking ominous. I honestly don't know what Postecoglou thinks he's doing. He just turns up, watches his team gets humped, argues with the interviewer, and then spends the week getting ready for another shoeing.

Looks like Wood's armpit was offside there.

Fucks sake. Spurs are fucking shit.

Anderson. The little twat.

I don't know if he's fucked or if he's just getting the kind of care we'd all get if we were in his position. I assume he's been moved from an NHS hospital to private care by now.

Still in hospital as far as I can tell. There's been no reports that he's been discharged. Fake news Toonpig.

Aye we're either getting a "WHY IS IT NEVER US?!" day at Wembley, followed by a lot of "didn't wanna gan up anywayuh" shite. Or they'll make the mistake of getting promoted and have a season like Southampton and Leicester have had. No bad outcomes.

She's an absolute prick like. Every morning I come down, open the kitchen door, and peep around the corner to see what carnage I've been left today. Have to get it cleared up before the dog comes down and sticks his face in whatever's there.

I think it's easy for blokes to say that though. We're not the ones who've historically been on the wrong end of male violence. Women are raped and killed and sexually harassed by blokes all the time. If they think this increases the risk of this happening to them, it's not really for me to tell them it doesn't.

I'm just pleased he's dead so he doesn't have to read this shit.

I assumed Jim Davidson was dead, and this is a pretty rough way to find out he's not.

Just had to rescue a mouse from her. Woke up and she was torturing it in the garden so I got her in the house and locked the cat flap. Left the mouse to find its way home, but I've come back to the kitchen 45 minutes later and it's still alive and turning left and right but basicallt hasn't moved. So into a tupperware it's gone and I've dropped it back at the field. Hopefully it's just temporarily shellshocked and will sort itself out now.

was just coming to post that.

It's 3 points really cos of our GD advantage over Villa and Forest. I still fancy we'll pick up more than enough points to get over the line. We've lost one game, but Chelsea and Forest look a lot wobblier than we do.

You can never rely on Fulham. The number of times I've watched these dickheads blow leads in the last ten minutes. Once they're safe, they just down tools and coast til May.

We've gone from being an effective 6 points ahead of Chelsea with our better GD to being 2 points ahead on the same GD. I'd still rather be us than them, but a pretty damaging weekend. Could do with a favour from Spurs tomorrow. Never good to be needing favours from that lot.

Fucking hell man Fulham.

I just hear cats howling at one another in the night. I don't ask questions.

Aye that one is def good news. Was it a straight red? It's too depressing to watch MOTD when we get hammered.