Gemmill

That's the point, DOCTOR DICKHEAD. If I say "it would be nice if Spurs lost today", when Spurs win I get all you fucking helmets quoting my post going "OMG ANOTHER GREAT PREDICTION". That's why I said I would "claim it was a prediction".

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Gary Bennett, the man who talks like he's deaf.

A regular bunch of Joey Bartons itt.

I think you're forgetting they got the downslide years of Niall Quinn's career, and who could forget his partner in crime Sewpakev.

First thing you log into after waking up then?

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

Thank you for your application.

The real question is why do I not have MORE cheerleaders.

That's the kind of FYP that me and Hot Mitch can work with.

Brighton's last 10 matches. They're 9 points off the top 7, and the soft motherfuckers have downed tools.

If we get CL, I don't think any of you appreciate enough just how HOT this summer is fixing to be. Mitch here captured turning up to work on the day the window opens: "Let's get to work"

Has that silly cunt replied to let them know that all known historical records and the view of the club itself are incorrect?

This fucking scruff.

Looks like the lass who was insisting she'd been to Ibiza with Tonali.

My selfish hope is that we're well clear of it come the final day and it's a straight shootout between Forest and Chelsea for the final CL place. Would be something to watch on the last day and a massive moneyspinner of a game. And obviously I'd want Forest to win and hopefully bankrupt Chelsea.

Like a support staff member's arm.

Why is breast feeding now chest feeding? There's no food coming out of chests unless we're talking about the prime fillet steak that is my pecs.

The Steve Bruce of popes.

I assumed you'd been standing in women's bogs, clipboard in hand, trousers round ankles.

A noted intervention on probability from an xG denier btw. Interesting....

I don't doubt thtle truth of what you say at all. But there can't be much data on it.

No I would say you're a lot worse at it.

Nothing in what I've said is even close to as many IFs as what if Man United sack Amorim and he goes back there. Cos that isn't happening. Your first three sentences basically rule out the idea from your previous post that he's leaving for a bigger club btw.

I think Rashford stays. Which bigger club is realistically coming in for him? Villa might yet win the FA Cup and qualify for the CL again, and Emry has made it pretty clear that Rashford is his first choice striker. And if Rashford stays, the writing is on the wall for Watkins.