Gemmill

Creative intellect ffs. You're usually all recycling puns that have already been used less than 5 posts in. You're just the worst people.

Do you really think that I don't expect this from you idiots? I know if I mention puns, that you lads start typing one handed.

Americans love doing "SHOTS!" GUYS SHALL WE DO SHOTS?! OMG BY THAT TIME WE WERE DOING SHOTS AND IT WAS CARNAGE! geeeeet fucked.

I sometimes accidentally follow things, get a load of notifications, and discover it's some fucking stupid cunts on ANOTHER interminable pun run.

Dave, do you know what I would do. I would write a paragraph about how big of a cunt everyone that has replied so far is, then I would lock the thread and let that be theirs and your legacy.

I flew to Curaçao with American, and there was an internal connection in the US. Anyway there was something weird where the onward flight to Curaçao was with a different carrier or something, I can't remember exactly, but coming back that carrier was late and I missed my American Airlines onward connection. They basically just shrugged their shoulders and didn't want to know. I think they were talking about maybe they could get me on something the following day. I went to the United Airlines desk to explain the situation in desperation, and they just went we've got seats, you can fly with us and we'll deal with American Airlines. TRUE American heroes.

The only time I flew with Virgin, it was back from San Francisco and they upgraded me DIRECTLY to first class (or upper class as the stupid arseholes call it). Fucking tremendous. Fully reclinable pod bed thing, onboard spa treatments, a sleep suit (which I did not wear ) and a three course meal. Champagne handed out as you got to your seat. I've never traveled as well before or since.

"Hahaha a-listen to this MAMALUKE! He look like-a changing room-a but he sound-a like-a trainspotting!"

She sounds like an absolute diamond mate, and she lives on in the causes she helped champion and the grandkids she helped raise. It's no wonder it's hit you as hard, reading your post.

Alreet Louise Taylor.

Sorry to hear your news Gloomy, hope you and the family are OK after yesterday.

Some of the stuff with Echo's dad starts out on Hawkeye. You'll see what I mean.

Aye. I do feel for Howe having to front it all up - if he's "Head Coach" instead of manager, and someone else is in charge of transfer business, there should be a separate press conference at the end of a window for Mitchell to answer questions. And Howe should just maintain his "I'm not involved in the detail" responses whilst the window's open. But as for the rest of it, the bloke can fuck off. If he can't work out how we got in a PSR hole or why we needed to do what we did to get out of it, I'm not sure any answers will be able to help him.

Echo was an easy watch and something a bit different. But you'd have to watch the Hawkeye series first (think it's only 6 eps) or there'll be some stuff that doesn't make sense.

https://www.themag.co.uk/2024/09/my-open-letter-to-the-newcastle-united-owners/ The man wants answers. I want answers for some of his previous articles: Sacking Alan Pardew - be careful what you wish for. What did sacking Alan Pardew actually achieve?

What was it like @Kid Dynamite? I had a Scream for Pizza on Sat night. Tremendous as ever. £13.50, not the £30 they charge the Mackems.

Canny mad that Lewis is off to Sao Paulo btw.

Was it the Derram Bewk Centre?

He said "I think they're challengers".

Man United's problem is coaching, not personnel. They look as fucking clueless as they did the past two seasons. They're all over the place. Bringing different players in won't help.

Ratcliffe and Brailsford look like they're having fun anyway. As does the Man United crowd.

Liverpool's pace on the break is terrifying. Diaz is like shit off a stick.