Gemmill

"Wine O'Clock" poster on the kitchen wall.

Not likely, he addresses me as "sir".

Well I think you predicted about 9 points ago that we wouldn't pick up another point this season, and the latest mathematical nonsense is that we MUST WIN all of our remaining games to make CL. So you're racking up quite the record yourself.

I don't know how they dare show their fucking faces anywhere outside of the 50 states.

I saw the same incident you're talking about. Tindall touched the bloke's arm in a perfectly normal human "I'm just making sure I've got your attention" gesture, and this little Metro Inspector/Traffic Warden looked down at Tindall's hand on his arm, and back up at Tindall's face with this "you don't SERIOUSLY have your hand on me, do you?!" pantomime act. I mean just fuck off mate.

It's 21/22 all over again and CT is predicting we'll 100% be relegated right up until the moment that it was no longer mathematically possible.

Interesting Howe in the post match press conference saying he's baffled by Tindall's yellow card, and feels that it's aimed at preventing him (Tindall) from helping manage the team. Not usual for him to say stuff like that so it's obviously annoyed him. He said he was there, heard everything that was said, and can't understand why it resulted in a yellow.

Didn't realise it, but that was the 20th victory in the last 26 games. Strengthen in the summer and anything's possible.

Absolute brilliant read these, if you put on your thickest brummie accent and work your way through them.

We hadn't beaten Liverpool in forever, and hadn't scored or won at Wembley in forever ever. Tis the season to rewrite the record book.

Chilwell sprinting across the pitch and his hair doesn't move a millimetre, the hairspray ponce.

Aye I fucking hate the cunt. Him and their keeper.

The swings are fucking mental. Villa looked like almost getting themselves into the CL Semis, but didn't. Then they howked us and looked back in the CL mix. Then they get best by Man City and are now an outside chance for CL. Then all results go against them today. And now this.

Listen Unai. Winning trophies isn't for everyone. You had your chance to come to a proper club and you didn't have the fucking BALLS.

Please sir, do you have any more of these great predictions?

Kryten misses the pen. What a dick.

Pleased to hear she's on the mend and a fellow ornithologist like her old man. 👍

Think that was a goal if it hadn't got the deflection. Keeper looked stuck.

Fulham 2-1 up at Southampton now too. Either way, my point stands. Weak sauce teams.

Aye. Fucking jokers. It must be dead frustrating to be a fan and know this is the shit they're going to pull. Although Brighton have just gone 3-2 up v West Ham. Let them get it out of their system.

Das Powerhaus.

Eunuch it is.

They're relegated anyway, just by virtue of losing to us. Even if West Ham lost (it's now back to 2-2) they'd be 15 points behind with 12 left to play for.

I'd like to see Wilson get a goal. Might be his last for the club.

Get in. Although I was expecting a much more insane celebration. Popular scorer with his teammates though, they all seem to love him.