Gemmill

Back in the saddle.

Someone's hate-listening to his Fatboy Slim play list again...

Aye I'd say Arsenal and then us as his best options, assuming Liverpool are looking for more of a name if Nunez goes. Maybe Villa if they decide to cash in on Watkins. Man United and Chelsea are basket cases. Man United might finish 17th this season, and they are very unlikely to turn that into top 5 next season.

Unsurprisingly, it wasn't deep fried sourdough. It was a fucking hash brown.

I'm not worried about an extra 8,000 reeking brummie arses on seats.

Marcowuh Gabbeyadeyney?!

They'd stone their nanas for a derby win.

Aye I'd go along with that.

Let Lakes Rainman Renton tell people what mountain they're standing under. The real Lakes specialists focus on food identification.

Aye we book cos it's usually rammed. Great food though. The Round is canny on the main street if you can convince all 10 of your family that they need burger and chips for their tea.

Yeah well I think YOU look like a meat creation.

When I was at that Lake Road Brunch place last week I had a hash brown looked like that. I think they make one massive hash brown and then cut it into slices like a cake. It was lush tbf. Heart healthy.

Hash brown, I reckon. The deep fried cube.

Honestly at this stage it's starting to look like user error to me. Do you have a younger person in your life who can sit with you throughout the process?

Nice, where are you. Lake Road Brunch do a great breakfast.

Hewliowuh.

That's the point, DOCTOR DICKHEAD. If I say "it would be nice if Spurs lost today", when Spurs win I get all you fucking helmets quoting my post going "OMG ANOTHER GREAT PREDICTION". That's why I said I would "claim it was a prediction".

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Gary Bennett, the man who talks like he's deaf.

A regular bunch of Joey Bartons itt.

I think you're forgetting they got the downslide years of Niall Quinn's career, and who could forget his partner in crime Sewpakev.

First thing you log into after waking up then?

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

Thank you for your application.

The real question is why do I not have MORE cheerleaders.