Gemmill

He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH.

Gigantic killer apes can't be choosers.

In real life Scotty's one of the most mouse-like characters I've ever met. He's a pussy cat in real life. Soft as shite. Silence, Kong! I'll bring you a bag of peanuts.

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time? I could be in attendence, does that mean you will bottle it again? No I'll be there poofter boy. You'll be in the presence of internet greatness.

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time?

I'm stopping in and hammering the online poker. Gonna try my hand at 6-tabling. I'll probably lose a fucking fortune.

He's a canny lad like, HTT, when he's not sucking cock for baccy.

HTT clearly stung by the fact that I've got a better Google ranking than him.

Yeah I'm along for it. Like I say my nephews coming so I'm hoping to get dropped off at the Trent and then meet back up with him and my dad inside. Either that or a family pub I dunno. Mind he turns the air blue our Rhys-for a seven year old he's an absolute disgrace, so a family pub might be out of the question. Nice one. But yes, I was referring to Gorillas in the Mist.

Are you coming down for this one like, Donkey Kong?

Well the site I'm talking about is now top of the first page on Google through using that service. If I type "films on tv" into Google, I don't get your site on even the first three pages. So kiss it, bitch! And that site works for Yahoo and all the rest of them.

"Planning". They went on sale on Tuesday spaztheque.

Colleen McLoughlin was in it last year man. She's an absolute pig!

Endless pooing.

Nice one, that's exactly what I meant.

I can't listen to the Manic Street Preachers. Is it just me or does anyone else know what I mean when I say that James Dean Bradfield just tries to crowbar words into the tunes? Like they'll have a tune and he just crams as many/few words as he can in to match the melody. I know it sounds like I'm basically just describing writing lyrics for a song, but I know what I mean. "A Design for Life" is a good example. The sentences just sound like total bollocks.

Pissteeth!

Are you starting shit?

That right there is the bones of a German sit-com.

You're like the Tin Man.

I reckon Sima's ice heart melted a little reading this thread.

Wrong Colby. DEAD wrong.

Look how many people are viewing that thread now. Gives you an idea of how many N-O'ers are browsing on here.

It was good. I liked Highway To Heaven too (I think that was the name) with him off Little House on the Prairie on it.

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.