Gemmill

Well, I can't see us digging ourselves out of this one. Two goal headstart and they've just picked us off with ease.

Martins demonstrating the touch of a dyspractic rapist there.

Fucking hell, this is dreadful. Huntington wellies it off Butt, then Solano knocks the ball straight to the left winger.

Not much chance of Roeder getting to give Van Gaal the Jim Claude Van Dammes.

Have these two commentators been locked away from all football commentary and punditry for the season? Why oh WHY having seen this lad referred to as Martins by anyone that has mentioned his name all season, have they taken it upon themselves to refer to him as Marteens. I mean what the fuck is it with ITV commentators and mispronouncing people's names? At least David Pleat has the excuse of actually being retarded.

How in the name of Jeebus did we beat this lot 4-2 only a week ago?

Haha, Huntington wasn't even trying to claim it wasn't a foul there, he was just pointing that it was outside the box. The referee is a fucking blind man.

Taylor looking every inch the future England captain that Leazes said he would be tonight.

Don't really see how he could pitch Emre into a game like this with next to no games under his belt tbh. I don't see a lot wrong with the team selection.

We REALLY need to get to half time just 1 nil down or we could get completely bummed.

Bramble pulverised that kid's balls.

We're gonna blow it, aren't we. This has got major NUFC disappointment written all over it.

That elbow was shocking mind. UEFA will no doubt be reviewing the video of that one.

Van Gaal such a cockmuncher. If we score I hope Roeder slides into his technical area and gives him the chinny wreck-ons.

Fuck. Could be a long night this.

McCutcheon.

Makes perfect sense tbh.

Happy birthday, mister.

Disconnect your computer from the internet and you'll have it done in no time at all. I've just handed a plastic surgery project in, the amount of time I wasted on the web is ridiculous. I'd be too busy looking at the before and after pictures of boobs in the textbook to bother with the web.

Cut your fingernails too, you fucking ponce.

I finished my working week at 4.30 on Tuesday, didn't feel the need to have to broadcast that fact though Aye, cos you're bent!

I thought that started off very well, but the ending I thought was complete and utter arse. Agreed. The idea was good, but it was if they thought "Right, great setup. Now what do we do?".

Blatantly! Less than an hour of my working week left now, kids.

I'm the one doing the walking. She's doing some sort of experiment and needs a "Lab Rat" to walk I think. Hopefully get to be covered in pingpong balls. The missing link tbh.