Gemmill

Disconnect your computer from the internet and you'll have it done in no time at all. I've just handed a plastic surgery project in, the amount of time I wasted on the web is ridiculous. I'd be too busy looking at the before and after pictures of boobs in the textbook to bother with the web.

Cut your fingernails too, you fucking ponce.

I finished my working week at 4.30 on Tuesday, didn't feel the need to have to broadcast that fact though Aye, cos you're bent!

I thought that started off very well, but the ending I thought was complete and utter arse. Agreed. The idea was good, but it was if they thought "Right, great setup. Now what do we do?".

Blatantly! Less than an hour of my working week left now, kids.

I'm the one doing the walking. She's doing some sort of experiment and needs a "Lab Rat" to walk I think. Hopefully get to be covered in pingpong balls. The missing link tbh.

Students man. You know not to lend the twat cash again. Or if he's desperate for a loan at the pub or whatever, tell him yep, no problem, then get your cheque book out.

Gait test? As in check his walking style?

They would be better off ditching McDonald and Slaven and getting replacements for them than replacing Gates. McDonald might have scored goals for Newcastle, but he's an exceedingly boring man.

Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo. Ratfannnnns!

For me anyway. Another day off tomorrow.

Have they still not got you an appointment at the dental hospital yet? I tell you what, that NHS.....

Blatant mount attempt.

How did he manage that? Were you trying to mount him, or was he kicking off from the side?

I've got a Jim Dunlop Crybaby and a Boss Chorus pedal an'all. Might hoy them on there too.

Cheers. Seems I should maybe stick it on ebay. It's the GT I've got and there's one on there bid up to £62 with 4 days left.

I'll give you a kick in the pods.

Like a Jamaican me apparently.

I'm absolutely serious btw.

He should never had done T3. Too old. Shame. Let just close our eyes and pretend it never happened! Along with Highlander 2 to whatever they ended up at. Highlander is one of the few movies where a re-worked version would improve on a cult classic. imo James Cameron is virtually the only director to make a sequel better than the original. In fact, he's done it twice - Aliens and Terminator 2. If only he hadn't become obsessed with that boat... Aliens is the only sequel that I can think of that I like better than the original tbh. I have no issue with your post, I just wanted to post that picture cos I think it's hilarious.

Good luck to him, I say. Having a fully-firing Damien Duff would be class. That back-heel in the first leg was kwalitayyyyy.

Same here. I still haven't seen the goal or any of the highlights from Wigan a few weeks back. Not interested in staying up to watch "highlights" of a defeat.

If we get beat, I'm probably not in the greatest of moods for a little while after (an hour or so) - strangely this seems to affect me more at matches I'm NOT at, rather than those that I am. Maybe being there means I'm more resigned to it or something. By the time I've got to the bottom of the stairs from Level 7, I'm usually "over" a defeat tbh. It's frustrating, but I'm fucked if I'm gonna let it ruin my week/weekend. The working week is shit enough without letting a football result knacker your weekend.