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Yeah he doesn't sound bothered at all. He's got me convinced.

I think this is just noise to distract from the stuff they're actually doing in their own country. And as usual, it's working.

This is why you do it on the Friday. Congratulations though. Nowt better than handing your notice in.

He's right though, it would have absolutely ruined the homecoming of the League Cup. Thankfully that was avoided, and instead he didn't get the thing that he had wished for more than anything else in his life.

I've just put it on. Not sure how long it'll stay on.

Isak described as the "170 million euro centre forward" in that article. These Italians know their onions. And that is now the going rate for anyone that wants him this summer.

Americans all think Van Halen are mint. A band that barely registered in the UK cos they're absolutely fucking crap.

153 touches for Burn v Albania apparently. About 7 times what Salah managed last Sunday.

Suspect you'll need to be quick, but here's the full match on YouTube. There's plenty chrome extensions that will allow you to download the video as an mp4, etc. @sammya @sammynb No idea who Sammy A is but I couldn't delete the name once I'd added it.

Toonpack's front gate is a turnstile.

Mackems are sorting a plane to fly past, towing the words "It's arnly the leaygue cup, marra!"

Aye spot on that. A fenced off celebration is in the interests of nobody. I don't even think it's got anything to do with selling hotdogs - the amount raised would be paltry and irrelevant. It's just a shit idea from people that fundamentally don't get it.

This is Rob speaking. I want to hear from Wee Rabbie. He wouldn't talk like this.

I saw him at the MGM when I went to see Prince Naseem get his face kicked in. Wandering about the casino, surrounded by some blokes that were even bigger than him.

It's as well he's died, I don't know how he would have picked just one to take to the town Moor.

Enjoyed the match cam, although there was a bit too much match. That might just be cos I've almost got the thing memorised though. Jones and Howe both looked like they had tears in their eyes moments at the end. Tindall stayed strong.

Said England didn't look like a team that believed they could win the last tournament, they looked more like a team that just wanted to stay in. Said they looked scared to lose rather than believing they could win. The truth, basically.

Gordon looks fucked here. Didn't see the incident but he hasn't looked right since and he's just gone down to the deck at the final whistle.

The one they've all been waiting for.

11/1 to score anytime on 365. They can get fucked with that.

I hope he's got himself a Euromillions ticket.

Was just checking there, and the double's still on.

Aye she is. I didn't realise she was Bono's kid.

Actions have consequences lads. That's all I'm saying. You thought we needed another three little mini versions of you running around in the world, and you were wrong.