Gemmill

Aye, it's cringeworthy.

beddy-fied man. i.e. ready for bed. I'm fluent in retard.

The King of the Gyppos returns. Was it worth the trip up to see your lot get beat, you robbing scouse bellend?

Billy's track list is only missing Boris Gardner's "I wanna wake up with you" and Elton John's "Nikita" and the fromage factor will be complete.

Washing your jeans after every wear is just wrong thinking tbh. Jeans need at least one wear before they're even ready to be worn. Shirts, I wear once. T-Shirts the same. Kegs/socks obviously once. Can't remember what the other stuff was.

Bunny fell down the stairs.

Lady in Red is blatantly the non-pharmaceutical version of Rohypnol.

Aye, defo giving it the sonic boom things.

Just watching the Bolton match, and I can't get over how cringeworthy it is that they play that "I feel good" thing when they score. Wouldn't you think the fans would write to the club or something? Who decided that that was a good idea?? Is it not enough that you've scored and can celebrate a goal- do they really need a soundtrack to accompany it? Of course you fucking feel good, your team just scored. What next? "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?" when there's a yellow card? "Another one bites the dust" if someone gets sent off. Embarrassing tbh.

Good. Hope he enjoyed the match.

Billy mate, that has got to be one of the worst CDs of all time.

They are such a bunch of fucking tramps.

It's not all that good.

Aye fair play to the bloke. He didn't have an excellent game like, Roeder was being very kind to him there, but he did well to play at all under those circumstances.

Fucking hell, he is one ugly bastard.

You're talking shit man, it's just been on the telly. He goes down under the challenge. See if anyone else agrees with your 1.5 seconds, takes two steps then goes down analysis.

He didn't cos it was a penalty, but he flings his limbs outwards as if he's stood on a small landmine or something. not disputing it was a penalty but he DID drop down after the fact ....benefit of armchair viewing multiple action replays !! I've seen it live and on replay man woman. He goes down as he's challenged but he makes a big deal of it. FACT!

Why is Shearer sitting hunched like he's Billy Bob Thornton on Sling Blade?? Mmm-hmm. Reckon he ought not to dive like that.

He didn't cos it was a penalty, but he flings his limbs outwards as if he's stood on a small landmine or something.

Good luck with the plans to get back, Mick. Know the feeling.

Aye there was contact, but I wish Taylor wouldn't go down so theatrically. He's too big a bloke for any of that shit.

The reaction of his team mates when he scored said it all. All legged it over to celebrate with him.

Just scored for Real despite Cappello saying he wouldn't play for them again. Fair play to him.

Reet cockmunchers, I'm away out. Fingers crossed for the match, but I suspect we'll be getting our cheeks parted.