Gemmill

Reet, bed for me. Play nice, kids.

My ticket's still sat on the kitchen bench. I'm gonna frame it to commemorate one of the most inspired decisions of my life. A more inspired decision would have been to cancel the direct debit before they took your cash for it shirley? Direct debit cancelled now. Fat lot of good now we're out of the cup like! (Or are you under the illusion that we'll get much further in the UEFA? ) All I know is that I'll no longer be obliged to pay for the tickets. I can pick and choose. I'll probably still go to most of them, but it's a comfort to know that if I'm brassic the money won't just be disappearing from my account.

If ever a team deserved booing off, it was that lot tonight. 5-1, at home to fucking Birmingham. True, true, but I still hate it, silence is enough for me, soft cunt I am. So yeah, maybe justified this time, but I still hate it. I'm not a fan, and had I been there I wouldn't have booed (it sounds so fucking stupid) but I think they deserved it tonight.

Vic stop swearing! You'll wake your flatmate!

Washington mackem boy! I've never disputed that howay is the accepted geordie spelling of the word. HOWEVER, it makes no sense based on the genesis of the word. FACT! The clem-sucking is all on you, tittyfuck!

My ticket's still sat on the kitchen bench. I'm gonna frame it to commemorate one of the most inspired decisions of my life. A more inspired decision would have been to cancel the direct debit before they took your cash for it shirley? Direct debit cancelled now.

Just reply and say "Aye we beat you with the same 11. So you better fucking hope you don't draw Birmingham, cocknose!"

Micky Quinn on Talksport today saying that Jermaine is the racist for calling Jade white trash. "Why white trash? Why not just trash? Racist!"

Kevin and Perry Go Apeshit. "EMO!" "OMG that is SO unfair!"

When the 5th goal went in, you could see the confidence just evaporate.

If ever a team deserved booing off, it was that lot tonight. 5-1, at home to fucking Birmingham.

I couldn't give a fuck which of them starts tbh, all I know is that none of them should be.

Didn't see it tonight, but the three of them are nasty pieces of work. To be honest, the night they went in I thought that Shilpa lass was right up her own arse and an annoying bitch, but have those three got nowt better to do than sit and bitch about her. Like I said earlier, hopefully this will be the finish for these z-listers in the public eye. That dopey scouser can stick to being a professional footballer-shagger, Jade can just live in ignorant bliss with all the money she's accrued for being criminally stupid, and that barely-better-than-average singer from S Club can fuck off back to obscurity. The best thing about it is that the three of them will be in there still thinking that this is them on the way to kickstarting/prolonging their "celebrity" careers, when in actual fact they're destroying what little career they had. Quality.

LUQUE! FUCKING GET IN!

My ticket's still sat on the kitchen bench. I'm gonna frame it to commemorate one of the most inspired decisions of my life.

I am not disputing that, I state in a post in one of the other threads a priority before the next couple of home matches we should be going all out to get in a centre half if even only on loan. However it has to be said that the other players on the park do not help them in the slightest and constantly invite pressure onto them. The Birmingham defenders constantly won the ball with ease against the likes of Milner time and time again just by sticking a leg out and just like Sunday constantly hit us on the break time and time again through sloppy play and our inability to keep possession. Aye we couldn't keep hold of the ball from 1 to 11 tonight like, agreed. Or on Sunday for that matter. Which has to be a coaching issue.

till the day he relegates us.. At 1-0 down you were telling us all to chill and how we would come back and win. Now we're going down.

Because it takes my mind off the shit I just watched and the absolute hiding I'm going to get at work tomorrow. It's a dead heat. I emailed some smoggie wanker today telling him I wished we'd drawn them in the next round so we could knock the fuckers out.

Major surgery is needed on the back four though Ritchie. Buying a centre forward that can hold the ball up doesn't make the lads at the back better players. They might be under less pressure, but 19 and 20 year olds right across the back four doesn't work.

Pattison's plainly crap, but then so is Luque. Are we trying to decide who's the shittest?

Best. Decision. Ever.

Let's not make this about Luque tbh. We didn't get humped tonight because he didn't pick Luque.

I bet you still think we need to sign strikers?

Effigies of BB's producers being burnt on the streets of India. Jesus wept.

If that's true, it's scary how quickly they get their heads up in the clouds.