Gemmill

Because you'll be in the presence of greatness.

so have i...am i gay ??? No, but I'm thinking I need to get rid of mine if houses in Felling have the same.

I've got a vase with pebbles in it on my fireplace. I'm assured by my friends that that makes me gay.

Inertia tbh.

Are they the glass ones Martin? I've got one of the smaller ones if they are.

Seriously considering not bothering with this tonight like. I just can't be fucking arsed.

Do you know any like? Silly boy. I bought that Dawkins God Delusion book. Renton's is right in the shit if it's no good. Amazon dispatched it yesterday.

At the next summit on Global Warming they should blatantly be playing Nelly through the PA when all the political types enter the conference room.

Can't help but read it in his twatful voice. Hard to put it in words though, as you can see.

WA GANNA WIN THE LEEEEEEEEEEEG LEYYYYYYK!!111111

To be fair, if he'd made a similar comment about Geordies being thick or whatever, a lot of people would be up in arms about it.

Cos that's the only alternative to comparing them to the Man United kids? He was backed into a corner and had to say one or the other?

Fucking hell, that's serious! I sent one of those things where you open the attachment and a thing pops up telling you that it's emptying your hard drive to this geeky Chinese lad when I worked at PwC. He fucking shat himself, dove under the desk to unplug it, then realised it was a laptop so would work on the battery, leapt back to his feet, flipped his laptop over and wrenched the battery out. Stupid twat lost everything he'd been working on that day.

Shall I make some spelling mishtakes or grammatical errors to distract you? Well, if you can't answer the question, use whatever tactics you like. I gave the answer earlier. OK then, I must have missed it but it should be pretty easy for you to cut and paste it here if you've already answered. So, when you wrote: "It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway." What were you alluding to? As I said it was a play on Nietzsche. That says what it is, not what you were alluding to. If you're as clever as you like to think you are, it should be easy to explain in simple terms what you meant. Could you do that please? No. <<<<< Parky.

When We Were Kings is class. Anyone with an interest in Ali or boxing or even just sport can't fail to enjoy it imo.

Is there no Ali stuff on the BBC tonight? A chance for them to actually put on something worthwhile surely. Didn't Des Lynam go over and do a visit to Louisville and his old training camp for his 60th birthday? I remember him wetting himself over the fact that Ali once used his "You ain't as dumb as you look" line on him.

Shepherd basically bragging about how deep our injury crisis is and how poorly we performed in the last transfer window. "We've got 8 lads from the Academy in the team and on the bench. Under normal circumstances they wouldn't get ANYWHERE NEAR the first team, but I'm gonna talk shit and pretend that it's a good thing."

Seabrooks are about the only brand that actually go to the trouble of FILLING the bags with crisps properly.

No Limit Hold Em Theory And Practice - Sklansky and Miller. Heavy going. Oh and the Viz annual when I'm on the bog. And Why Don't Penguins Feet Freeze - you'd like that, alex, it's did-you-know-tastic!

Get stuffed, beardy!

Had a few emails back and forth with Obagol this week. He browses from time to time but has forgotten his password and hasn't asked for it back yet. Says he might do now that you have to log in to browse the place though. He did request that the mong filter be reinstated asap though. Can I suggest that Renton ate the choc chip before someone says I did.

Nothing about the Ozone layer in that. Since the use of CFCs has been globally banned, the hole should recover, although it will take time. A classic example of how good science and political will power can prevent catastrophe. The hole in the ozone layer is presently only of concern to penguin dermatologists and their patients. go back to my original post, I wasn't talking about the ozone layer You said: You've repeated the connection several times since. And you have the hypocrisy to claim "greens" (whatever that umbrella term means) don't understand the science behind global warming, yet you somehow do, based on some very controversial viewpoints that were the subject of a Horizons program. I've never discussed anything with you but have you sussed I think. You're happy to pretend you're knowledgable in a subject, spout complete ungrounded nonsense, then just deny it when you are exposed for what you are. Hope HTT gets N-O up and running asap. all right I got the 2 things mixed up, but tbh I was going on a recolection of that program which was ages ago, and no I don't have a doctorate in global warming but unless you do, keep your childish insults to yourself My orignal point still stands that by decreasing pollution will actually make things worse. What is there in that article that you don't agree with? And don't give me any shit about the accepted opinion of science, a cursory knowledge knows it only takes 1 paper to change the entire body of scientific knowledge on a subject, often decades after the paper is published And also, on a minor point, as I also said, we have not repaired the layer (because it's impossible), it is repairing itself. As you rightly point out you have no knowledge of my background or experience, but if you want to get into a pissing contest I'll be happy to oblige Childish insults? Pointing out you were wrong on a VERY basic matter you mean? Basically, you have shown yourself to be completely ignorant on the subject of global warming. As such I don't think you have the ability to critically appraise that Horizon program or any other literature or media on the subject for that matter. Yet you still have the nerve to accuse "Greens" of not knowing what they are talking about. I'll know to avoid you in the future though, thanks for verifying that. gee I might cry could you fucking backtrack any faster? just say what you don't agree with in the article, or I'll get the University to take back your doctorate in climate change I'm pretty sure Renton isn't backtracking. The story so far is that you fundamentally misunderstood the causes of global warming.

It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway. You've just proved his point tbh. It's a play on Nietzsche. I didn't realise that but you were basically saying how much cleverer than the rest of the people in the thread, no? No. I didn't want to get too invloved in it as it is a subject I already worry about too much. I have a daughter and I look at her sometimes and wonder what we've done to this beautiful planet and if there will be anything left for future generations etc.... This post brought to you by Disney. lovely mental picture of Parky trying to fight off a T-Rex with platitudes about the beautiful planet I've got him against the backdrop of a ravaged planet belting out Michael Jackson's Earthsong.

It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway. You've just proved his point tbh. It's a play on Nietzsche. I didn't realise that but you were basically saying how much cleverer than the rest of the people in the thread, no? No. I didn't want to get too invloved in it as it is a subject I already worry about too much. I have a daughter and I look at her sometimes and wonder what we've done to this beautiful planet and if there will be anything left for future generations etc.... This post brought to you by Disney.

It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway, wanking. FYP.