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I actually hope the Tory wins there. The idea of Farage having to manage a Parliamentary Reform Party of him, Anderson and maybe one or two of the genuine mental cases who think Hitler was a good lad and want chemtrails investigating, would be amazing.

Aye neither of them are getting my vote.

I'll go 109.

Didn't notice any NUFC crests in that video.

This is bullshit mind, hopefully these people go back. I'm sure some people won't bother though.

Jenkyns is on one today. Wait til she's had a few drinks tonight.

If I manage to stay awake, you'll probably have a better night than you had in 97.

I don't really know AC/DC so I'll bow out of this one. I'll just keep posting graphs and shit.

This shows number of projected seats based on expected majority %age. Dark colour is > 10% majority Medium is 5 to 10% majority Light colour is <5% majority. Look at the light band for the tories as compared to their dark band. The vast majority of the seats they're expected to win are on a less than 5% majority. 28 is the highest proportion of seats they're expected to win with a greater than 10% majority. Compare that with Labour where for the most part their required 326 seats comes from >10% majority. I just want the exit poll now like, I'm fucking boring myself.

Dunno, but I do wonder if for an election with as unusual an expected result as this one, whether the 2pm thing will hold. Although when he's saying we generally know "the result", he probably just means the absolute headline as to who is going to win. So maybe actually they will already know that if it's a landslide.

Aye, the new estate in Hazelrigg is calling itself North Gosforth something or other. That's an absolute pisstake, but it's a good 3 mile closer to Gosforth than Seaton Burn is.

We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing.

For those about to vote! 😈

What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here.

These are sexy if you like this sort of thing. Pre-Campaign: Post Campaign: Each square represents 100k votes. Reform the big gainers - started the campaign with 2.2m of the 2019 Con voters and 200k of the 2019 Lab voters. Ended the campaign with 2.9m of the 2019 Con voters and 400k of the 2019 Lab voters. Cons losing out to Reform at a rate of 3.5 to 1 vs Labour.

Dear me, I bet the current Mrs PL is very careful about putting her head under the covers in your bed.

Wideopen, if you please. Or North Gosforth as it is desperately trying to rebrand itself. What can I say, I'm just a sexy, active motherfucker with a daily diary like Mark Wahlberg's. What do you do to look so good in that Paisley shirt?

Francois will love getting the endorsement of a fellow fake hard man.

The hipster has entered the chat. Green seat. trophyshy added.

trophyshy: Brighton Pavilion Craig: Basingstoke Andrew: Burnley HMHM: strawb: Gorton and Denton Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle

Should be an easy win if the polls are to be believed:

Craig and the Ayatollah added.

Craig: Basingstoke Andrew: Burnley HMHM: strawb: Gorton and Denton Gloom: Dulwich and West Norwood Rayvin: Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale PaddockLad: Poole NJS: Chelmsford Meenzer: North West Cambridgeshire Me and Alex: Cramlington and Killingworth Sonatine: City of Durham Holden: East Worthing and Shoreham KCG: East Kilbride and Strathaven Renton and The Ayatollah: Tynemouth wykiki: Leeds North East brokendoll: Monmouth Billy Whitehurst: Chelsea and Fulham spongebob: Hove and Portslade Dazzler: Newcastle Central and West The Fish: Cheadle