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Didn't she used to write in the Guardian, or was that a different clueless bint?

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Aye, formal bid expected this week apparently. Interesting times ahead. I'd like to hear some sort of announcement from the group of their intentions like (not that they're going to confess if they've got dastardly plans!), but this could definitely be a good thing if they've got £50m or whatever set aside for players. I don't see us getting back into the top 4 any time soon without that sort of cash injection.

How bad are they? I do feel sorry for them like, because this has been the false dawn to end all false dawns, but it's still canny funny. The squad is shit but according to a mackem lad I know Quinn isn't helping by playing 2 or 3 players out of position a la Reid. Jesus, if I had no experience in management, I'd at least try and get the basics like letting people play in their natural positions right.

I'm not sure how much I buy the stuff about him not getting enough of a chance. Give someone like Milner or N'Zogbia 10 minutes at the end of a game and they'll do something - they'll want the ball and he'll try and make the most of it when they gets it. Luque......well, he doesn't really look all that arsed tbh. I agree that wellying long balls to him is ridiculous, but Shay Given and Titus Bramble seem to be sharing the same brain at the minute.

The only time I could see the attraction of a motorbike is bombing down a deserted highway somewhere in middle America. I would never want to be riding a motorbike in this country - for a start the weather is absolutely manky most of the time here, and secondly, the roads are too congested which just makes it too dangerous. My mam's friend's son died going over the flyover on the city motorway when a freak gust of wind basically blew him over the side of the flyover.

Hard to really take a lot from youtube about his ability, but one thing you can conclude on is his pace. He looks as fast as fuck and if you can get the likes of him, Zog, Duff, Dyer (!?) and Owen (??) working together you could create a lot of chances. Let's just hope it goes through. The first ray of optimism for a while! EDIT! Emre too, not for his pace, but through balls.

FACT!! Ginga moggyyyyyyyy!

Might do alright over there, who knows. If I was Juventus, would I fuck be taking the risk though.

You do realise that Shepherd doesn't fund transfers from his own bank account though, right? If we bought Cole we'd have NO money for any other players. It would be idiotic.

J69 chose being an A&E nurse over being a doctor. That's amazing and totally plausible.

Yeah well I'd love to say you're fat but unfortunately I can't. Mind, you are officially the spit of that tool from Kajagoogoo. It's a shame Bridget and PL weren't allowed in as it would have been nice to meet them. As someone said last night though, someone must have got to them because it wasn't very busy really. 181416[/snapback] Just quoting that before you try to alter it.

Maybe that'll teach you to get there on time. Especially Mr. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LATE!

By the way, the votes are in, and Renton is OFFICIALLY fatter than me.

He didn't wanted to come here, dime bar.

You do realise she said he WASN'T brilliant?

I suspect that's his KRAZEE point.

Yeah, I know. Fancy making the right decision for once?!

Wossat then?

Looks to have a nice first touch and to be a composed finisher, but doesn't everyone on youtube compilations.

Why did they not operate on his fucking hip in the summer?! A second season where we've just given him injections and in the very first game he's having bother with it ffs. Can't believe they have Butt down as injured with a migraine. What next, "sniffles"?

Exactly. It's not like this lot are going to turn up, double the ticket prices and just sit back and reap the rewards, because people will just stop going if there's no perceived improvement in the team.

Probably a Hammer that's written the article or something. The press despised Bowyer when he played for us a lot more than they will now that he's at a Laaaahndan club.

Bloody hell, good luck Bobby. Get well soon.

Jimbo have you started watching Oz yet?