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That's funny, so did I.

Look at all the sickness remedies, you big puff!

Far too neat and tidy tbh. My desk is a fucking shit-tip.

Downloaded it. They finally fixed the thing where the little x to close tabs is over to the right rather than on the individual tabs.

I'll be around before Pompey and before and after Charlton cos I'm hardcore.

Pile of wank tbh. What does he need a grant to show an empty gallery for? And why walk around an empty gallery to discuss previous displays? May as well do it on an internet message board and save the grant.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,15566.0.html Have a look on there. There's an application at the bottom which will work out what codecs you're missing or something.

NO plonky! Sounds like you had more than enough Jack Daniels over the course of the weekend! Get to bed and ring in sick tonight if needs be. Too late. JD, boiling water and a spoonful of organic honey is sat in front of me. And you know as well as I do that the ringing in sick thing just isn't going to happen. I'll just go to sleep in the corner if needs be. I will accept this as long as you don't become REALLY ill. If you do then you have to not go in. Enjoy your toddy though, plonkarelli.

NO plonky! Sounds like you had more than enough Jack Daniels over the course of the weekend! Get to bed and ring in sick tonight if needs be.

Leazes will be along later to tell you that fancy Dans like Henry Winter with their university degrees know nothing about football, and only write what they've read in books or been told by their fancy Dan lecturers. Besides, this article was written in the Telegraph, and not the Sun which everyone knows is the true bible of footballing journalism.

Happy birthday to the oldest werepig in town!

There's something not quite right with taking a photo of someone that's just pittled themself.

Get Winsor Pilates. Feels like you've been hit by a fucking bus the next day. Do you mean this one? clicky Not that particular book, but that's the right wifey.

Get Winsor Pilates. Feels like you've been hit by a fucking bus the next day.

Just had a reply off Wacky asking if he can watch.

Glad to hear the wedding went well. It held off nicely all day and then gave it what for this morning.

Surely this ups the ante? Come on folks, the thought of him getting his sac n crack waxed by his ex is too good to miss, get ya hands in your pockets. can we have piccies for evidence please? If he's providing pictures of his baldy sac, I withdraw my sponsorship!

We like you too Patrokles, you drunken wally.

MOTR, are you completely hammered or something? I didn't get a word of that.

No more recommendations from me since you went with GAY BOY'S theatre idea.

I know you think that means gay, but it doesn't, spaz boy! Theatre's more enjoyable than the nufc farce, and I hate circuses so that works for me. You wanker! Don't make me have to bring out some autonyms to slap you around with. Slap is an autonym btw.

I think the theatre idea is better than the circus one, personally. There is both tragedy AND comedy at a theatre, and much drama. Renton will back me up on this. We're more like a circus than a theatre though. FACT! The connection to theatre is too tenuous.

Or this:

For us. It's a year out though.