Gemmill

Friday night, 7:30, and the best BBC1 has to offer is Open All Hours. Taking the piss.

I might leave it for now. Have cash on Party and Full Tilt so will stick with this for the time being.

we finished 15th for 3 consecutive seasons in the 1970's. Thats consistent, and it was considered a "golden era"....before we set better standards.....would you prefer that. ...have you answered my post about Dalglish setting up a "long term youth strategy" ? If not, why not, as you say the club don't do it. Carrot heeded wanker Yes, that is consistent. Now that we've established that you know what the word means, can you tell me how bouncing backwards and forwards from the top half to the bottom half of the table is consistent. I'm gonna make this a bit harder for you though......you're not allowed to add all our finishes up and calculate an average. Take your time. I don't need an answer til tomorrow.

Consistency is measured by variance, or lack of it. It's not measured by averages. Dimwit.

What a chopper Bush is. So should I be making the move to Stars then.

Do you consider swings from 2nd to 13th to 7th etc. to be consistency? You stubborn old piss-smelling prick!

I'm not even gonna react to you calling me a tool Radgina. The lashing out is all part of the process in an intervention like this. If you need a punching bag to get you through this, then it can be me.

You're not a medical man, are you? no ...he's just a nerd Gaa-gaa, goo-goo. can I just point out Alex that I do not do shite booze and I don't get pissed every time I go out....I am just a bit of a social person and enjoy the craic....thanks That sounds like the first on a number of steps to admitting you have a problem actually. Well done.

fuck off Where are your manners, Granny Radge!

At nigh on 40 you would think she'd know better.

wtf....billy no mates I just lead a more healthy lifestyle than you, Mrs. Pissed All Weekend.

Fuck all. Cleaning my house.

You used I instead of me. It should be "Everytime them think me am English etc."

I didn't do any at all today. They pay me well for it though, so it all evens itself out.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=9349 I'm talking the proper stuff, women shitting down each others throats etc, not girls putting on a pair of socks in the fucking morning.

Fuck off!

But you can never be exactly sure of the strength of the tea so therefore you can't be sure of how much milk is needed and could potentially end up with a disastrous "milky tea", which I think we can all agree is something to be avoided at all costs. You can't be sure of the strength until you stir it anyway if you add it after though. Stir while pouring tbh. That's beyond Alex. As soon as he starts stirring with one hand, he involuntarily moves the teapot in big circles with the other, spilling the tea all over the place.

Can yer ride t'tandem???

Which proves what exactly about "long term plans "......at least you respond unlike your accountant mate who still thinks 7 teams have been consistently above us but can't name them ..... You silly prick! 7 teams have finished above us on average. They aren't the same 7 every year, that's all. If I could be arsed to go and work it out I could give you a list of teams outside of the top 4 that have on occasion finished above us, all of which have contributed to our average 8th place. Do you even understand this most basic of points? Listen - you stupid ginger haired wanker - it means only 4 other clubs have perforrmed consistently better than us. Even an shit brained accountant can understand that Leazes Mag cracks. It still means that on average 7 have finished above us, you stupid illogical old fuckwit. but you can't name more than 4 clubs who have consistently performed better than us, you stupid ginger tosspot. EDIT I could name a range of different clubs that have finished above us though. You are really are THIS stupid aren't you? The fact that the clubs that can and do finish above us chop and change doesn't make 8th on average any better than it is. Shame but I didn't think you were stupid enough to think that a club such as say, Southampton, would be better than us or consider themselves more successful because they finish above su for one season Then again, pre-1992, clubs such as that were above us on almost a permanent basis. The obvious conclusion is that you are stupid enough to believe it You're the cretin that thinks that if we finish 13th it doesn't really matter, because there are only 4 clubs that have consistently done better than us. We can discount 8 of the 12 above us because they aren't doing it regularly enough to become the magical 5th most consistent club in the country. Now that is pretty fucking stupid in my book.

I think that's the first film with a message I can remember seeing and I loved it. That or the Killing Fields. Both are class.

This one's all about you, Renty babes. Can you keep the reviews of the films you haven't seen in this thread please?

What do I need then, bitches?

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