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One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] I'm not posting in the Piss-Up thread anymore, am I? Oops. 160093[/snapback] Time you went to bed methinks. Good luck with the hangover in the morning! 160098[/snapback] I'll be alright man. Will be off shortly....

What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Foolish comment! I wonder if that fuckwit is still at the station waiting for his lass to come and get him btw. 160094[/snapback] Nah, I've had a text. His lovely girlfriend came to pick him up. Personally I'd have left him there like! 160095[/snapback] Ah well at least he's safe home.

What? It was almost like you weren't there at all? 160091[/snapback] Foolish comment! I wonder if that fuckwit is still at the station waiting for his lass to come and get him btw.

One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] I'm not posting in the Piss-Up thread anymore, am I? Oops.

One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish.

By the way, an UNBELIEVABLE performance from me in the 5 a side today. My involvement was on a par with Walcott going to the world cup in terms of surprises and let me tell you, 3 goals later and countless opposition attacks thwarted, people were left open-mouthed by what I still have to offer the game. A permanent return from retirement is not out of the question. AND I kicked the German to the ground - GO ON ME!

Nice to see the Fish again an'all. Shame you couldn't have made it out tonight. And you're posting on here, so clearly your "entertaining" didn't go quite to plan.

A good night was had by all, I would think. Especially Sandy - we've got video evidence to prove it. Anyone who can sell a belt to a bloke in a pub for a fiver deserves respect. .....even if he loses a lot of that respect by dancing to a Grease megamix. And getting caught on video for the full 3 minutes of said megamix.

How is he this morning? Think you're definitely gonna see a return from retirement today at the football. See if there's any magic left in these shapely, toned legs of mine. 159954[/snapback] I'm very well thank you - wishg I'd never had that fucking burger though..... 159957[/snapback] Ahh, the dodgy burger/kebab/pizza excuse. See you there Dan. I should be there alright - probably going to have to pick my car up after the 5 a side. The bloke who's fixing it (bearing in mind he's fixing one door that won't open) just rang me to say "You don't have a spare key do you? Only I've locked yours inside your car."

How is he this morning? Think you're definitely gonna see a return from retirement today at the football. See if there's any magic left in these shapely, toned legs of mine.

Is the bit in bold true? Brought the house down ffs. Easy crowd.

Enjoy your day and loaf lots What time you planning on being around tomorrow? 159344[/snapback] I get in around two, I think Craigs the same, then Jimbo and Wolfgang later on. 159406[/snapback] Voolfy to his friends. At least that's what I'm calling him. 159407[/snapback] Nah, that's all right, that's what I get more or less called by everyone up here... 159578[/snapback] I'm not suggesting I'm your mate, you arsehole! I will however be calling you Voolfy.

Theres a beer garden out the back of the Percy and you can see the ground from there.. 159808[/snapback] Is there?? There's also the ones around the station - Tokyo, Telegraph, Destination (right under the street - good up skirt viewing), Lounge, Bridge. 159811[/snapback] Catmag'll be pleased, the big LEZ!

Ahhhh right, I get you now. That's an option too then - bit of a trek, but not a million miles away.

Is the Hancock what used to be Bierex? If so, agree it's full of cocks, but it's quite handy for the ground. I was thinking of the Waterside at the quayside, but the walk is too much of an effort I reckon. Where's Bar 55?

I take it all of you pasty shits want to sit indoors then.

That's probably next season's transfer budget gone though. Plus there'll probably be a loan fee too. It's just a lot to be paying for a winger at a time when we're a bit skint.

£10m though? That's the transfer budget gone I would think. We can't afford him.

Crocodile is, or so I was told. 159753[/snapback] Aye I've had alligator. Bit chewier, but otherwise pretty much like chicken.

What does she rescue?

photoshoped

Does she bollocks! 159257[/snapback] what he said 159673[/snapback] How on earth would you two know? Watching her dorty video doesn't count. SLP's BEEN with her man. She goes to Whitley every bank holiday!

Sod off! It's just a case of a joke being so unfunny I wasn't sure if I was missing something or not - an easy mistake to make. 159677[/snapback] Err no. The joke was completely shit, but it wasn't difficult to get you big fat lummox.

Oh aye, it's definitely a funny comment. Just a bit naive if he thinks it won't find its way back to Boumsong on the grapevine. It's already on the internet for anyone who wants to to read.

The stuff about Boumsong is out of order, whether said as a joke or not, but hopefully it means he's on his way to Monaco or wherever.