Gemmill

Not one man Star Wars trilogy in particular, the theatre in general you ignoramus! South Park the musical performed live has the potential to be superb btw. You ARE Andrew Lloyd Wanker.

This thread has also served to remind me that Renton is a Trekkie.

Missed this thread. Good luck. You'll be fine once you get there, I'm sure. And if you don't like it, stick it out for a year and then look for something closer to home with something on your CV.

Yeah you start a theatre thread Renton. Go on. I dare you. :lol: :lol: :gay: :gay:

Went home, recorded yourself miming to some songs with no top on, and put them up on the internet?

Nice one.

What has your spasming fanny got to do with KCG's back?

The letter would have been better without the insider computer jokes. "Haha, I know what an IP is and you don't". Wow, you have the upper hand in no uncertain terms there, you total dweeb.

Are these people actors or just genuine mongs desperate to be on telly?

Was it a car accident? Just wondering as I know you were pretty vocal on the speed cameras/dangerous driving discussion.

You can now set your Sky + via your mobile phone, by sending a text, and from a computer via the web as well (I don't know if the web one is fully set up yet). Anyway, I haven't tried it, but it's a good idea IMO. It's not that often that I remember about something I wanted to record, but it'll be handy to have the option to set it remotely anyway.

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh like, but the thought of you sat on a bench unable to move. Hope your back's alright now.

Strange cos I got a call out of the blue yesterday from HSBC's fraud protection division. They said that some credit card numbers had been "compromised" and mine was in the range that was at risk. They checked the last transactions on my card and then cancelled it when they were happy nowt had been spent on it yet. Is yours HSBC?

They don't speak high pitched, just quicker. And I put the subtitles on an'all in case I missed any of the wonderful dialogue. It was really shit though.

Yes, and he was very rude about my response to it.

There's weight behind Gemmill's comedy as well. Mostly supplied by Gregg's mind. Now you see, if you're going to make a comment about someone else's comedy, you should try and make it funny. BY THE WAY! I asked about Flightplan the other night. I ended up watching it on fast forward (at 1.5x I still get sound on my DVD player, they just talk faster). It meant it only lasted one hour instead of an hour and a half. That was still an hour too long.

I'm going to my gran's for my tea, so I can't. Although I'm not sure you meant me.

Amateur. I thought I was the KING yesterday. 4 to the flop, the flop comes T T 5. I check cos I was only there because I was the BB. Everyone else checks apart from one bloke who overbets the pot with a 375 bet. This looks suss cos if he actually had a ten he would want action. Everyone else folded and I re-raised him all-in with nothing. He folded. NAILS!

To be fair to you, when you have that much passion for a window, you can't keep it to yourself. You felt compelled to share it with us, and that's ok.

You buy cheap, you buy twice.

See the sale! Gung Ho! That's all I've got to say to you.

I didn't do an accountancy degree, knobjockey! And when I first went for the interviews I had absolutely no desire to be an accountant - they were just the first applications available at the careers centre. Then someone offered me a job before I'd even started my final year at uni, and given the choice between accepting it or having to do more interviews and basically think some more about what I wanted to do with my life, I took the easy option and accepted it.

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex??? I know. I still detest getting up in the morning to have to come here though. I wish I did something I enjoyed.

Congratulations. I hope you feel suitably guilty though for those losing their jobs. Is there a payoff involved? I would have been tempted to take a payoff if it meant I could have a couple of months off work. If my current place offered me 3 months pay I would be out the door in record time tbh.

Good luck. What time you scheduled? That way if you're not back in 10 minutes we'll know to be nice to you.