Gemmill

Takes one to bend you over for you to know one.

"Oi made you your favourite! Chicken poie! And 'ay bails!"

i did the death test too, wish i hadnt now According to our research, you'll be dead by October 2038 at age 72 - probable cause - heart attack YOU DIE: 72.9 years AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average woman. You're 40! ANCIENT!

My curiousity is piqued. When can you next make a piss up snakey? Look, Gemmill, you homo, I told you all that food on me t-shirt was because our washing machine had been broken for a week. Aaaaand, you promised not to tell As for the next piss-up, well, I am booked on a world-wide tour of pie making factories ( I won it with Greggs) so wont be available until the end of this month Bean sauce all over your face. Egg yolk and corned beef all up the front of your t-shirt.

Would take toonraider most of the day. Hubba-hubba! Well tonight's meal is a hearty home made chicken bacon pie with fresh veggies and mash. Though NOT to please hubby, but because i fancied it!!! AND if he doesnt like it, he will get it in his lap!!!! Whatever! He told you that if it wasn't a proper tea today you'd get the back of his hand (although some of the filth you've told us, you'd probably be into that ). I like your bloke's style.

I've punched my monitor before and broke it, had to get a new one. All because of a $5 SNG.... Pierced it with your skinny arms more like - like knitting needles with elbows!

Look, instead of making all these ridiculous statements, just come out the closet once and for all. You will be glad. 'Sausages and beans minging' - absolutely ridiculous. Scummers food - FACT! I wouldn't have them in the house.

Believe me, snakey doesn't have to divulge his eating habits to reveal that if you meet him!

I keep smashing my keyboard. Don't worry, they're being treated. I'm not playing too high a limit though, but I take your point.

Sausages and beans are MINGING.

The harsh reality is, giving a kid a good rearing at home, gives him an unfair disadvantage in a normal school environment. Oo-er!

Hell-trolls.

but the other half is PURE GOLD you have to admit!! Daft old giffer.

Have you not got some bras to be burning?

He doesn't half talk a lot of shit, it must be said.

Where's the hundred-hand-slap bloke?

I havent read it, from what I remember it is a fairly simple stack/position/blind size push fold strategy type of thing, which sounds pretty good to me Weee, Ive just bought it of Amazon along with No Limit Hold 'em: Theory and Practice by David Sklansky. I love buying poker books Missed this yesterday - aye, I'm halfway through it now, and it's pretty much as you say. The idea is to negate the superior skills of the top players by putting constant pressure on them to play for all of their chips. You only play with premium hands (based on position/stack etc) and if you're not all in pre-flop, then you're all in after unless something scary comes on the flop and it's likely that you aren't in the lead. I haven't tried it yet cos I'm still just reading, but it will certainly help out with my aggressiveness issues. Btw, the book doesn't come with the strategy cards (condensed versions of what the book advises), but I've ordered those separately - it would take a bit of effort to come up with them yourself. If you like it when you've read it, and you want copies, let me know.

The Collymore stuff in the papers yesterday reminded me of when someone rang in 5 Live when Collymore was on it and said that they thought he should be recalled to the England squad for the upcoming game against Sweden. Stan was chuffed, and pressed the fan on why he thought that (clearly fishing for compliments), to which the bloke responded "You're the only one with any experience of beating Swedes."

I can't get on that site from work! I tried before on the politics test, but it's ACCESS DENIED on the works filter - supposedly it's a personals and dating site.

The Scotsman has landed!

The Salad Defense has actually succeeded in getting a bloke acquitted on charges of murdering his wife. Throw in the tuna and pasta, and this one doesn't even go to trial.

You should stick this up on NO Rob. The bloke could make a canny few quid from all the people on there that would order it. Assuming the mods didn't find some reason to delete it like.

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Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you!

The proper t00nraider would never edit someone's post in quotes.