Gemmill

How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless?

Imagine working in a shop and someone brings back a vibrator because it doesn't work. You'd have to wonder how far things got before they twigged that it wasn't fully operational. Rubber gloves behind the counter tbh.

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman. but in a better state than every other chairman we have had for over 50 years other than Sir JOhn....which has been my point from day 1 .... Plus...see my points about SJH being lucky ref Keegan. When you say "better off" do you mean on the field - meaning that nobody has been as good as Keegan which I agree with, or do you mean as a business - which is the job of the board but are ignoring the fact that they have increased the capacity of the stadium and built a new state of the art training complex ? Which are both improvements - huge improvements - in that side of running the club ? I'm just guessing here Leazes, but I reckon he means on the field. As far as I'm aware no points or trophies are awarded for increasing the capacity of a stadium or building a new training complex. And nobody but you judges a chairman's success or failure on the building projects that have been completed during his tenure. Most of us look to results and the overall running of the club, and our relative standing from when the new bloke took over. In all of these areas, Shepherd is a failure. Bob Murray built a nice shiny academy, new training facilities, and gave them a brand new stadium too, but there aren't many Sunderland fans crowing about these "achievements", are there?

75%. Better at recognising girls than blokes. And anyway, all of the blokes I selected as gay should think about a change, cos they blatantly looked mincing.

Did you not twig from the way the batteries were rattling around in the thing like, ginga bird?

Correct. As I would do regularly to my mates that played it constantly. I would bray Renton on it too.

:lol: Somebody won't be going to bed today.

Dorty yanks.

Have you watched all of Oz yet Jimbo? Or did you not like it?

Andy will have your guts for garters if he sees that, J69.

I think it's entertaining enough, but I can't for the life of me understand these people that are searching for the meaning of life through Lost's teachings. It's a TV show that is being made up on the hoof, and it's being padded out mercilessly by a TV network that knows it's onto a winner. That's all. Some people seem to think it's a work of genius with secrets and mysteries hidden in every sentence of dialogue.

I'll probably wait a few weeks then download a few in one go. I was getting pissed off with it towards the end of the last series though, so it'll need to buck its ideas up. There's a MONGO thread on NO about it btw. Andy (who I know will read this, Hello Andy! ) gets very excited about the whole thing.

I like the way he's got two clouds with it pissing down in the left hand corner. Reinforcing the southerner's stereotypes tbh. thenorthumbrian wouldn't like that. I hope you're all voting.

Thinks he's Marty McFly. I've been here: Bodie Ghost Town.... which was canny interesting. It's a town that people settled in when they first came west and which they pretty much all just upped and left. The old saloon, schoolhouse, hooer house and that are all still there. People's houses an'all. It was supposed to be rough as owt, with shootouts in the street and all that. The place is meant to have a curse an'all - if you take anything away that you find there, you're meant to have a pretty shit time of it. Anyway, it's like being in the Wild West, so I thought I'd mention it.

Make thenorthumbrian proud and vote for this: as your favourite Google logo. It was designed by some 5 year old kid at Fell Dyke Primary School, who had the following to say "I like Newcastle. I like the Angel of the North. I like the Tyne Bridge. I like England." Actually I think he might BE thenorthumbrian. Go here and vote: http://www.google.co.uk/doodle4google/votea.html#doodle01

I'd go back to late '96, burst into the NUFC boardroom and tell them to stop pissing Keegan about. I'd give Freddy Shepherd a hefty kick in the cobblers and tell John Hall that this bloke was NOT to become the chairman.

Clearly a man who knows when he's beaten.

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now." Played by the under 10s? Was it fuck! So you're one of these people who reckon video games are solely for kids, righto. Edit: Btw, I was 18 when it first came out! Wow, you really feel strongly about this. It seems to me that it's hurting you to have somebody point out that the one thing in your life you've ever been any good at is a child's computer game. Ok, it was played by the under 10s, AND people who were 18 who had no friends. Street fighter is a social game, numb nuts! Howay, is anyone else going to put Gemmill straight on this? I know plenty of the board like the odd video game, and they're not under 10 or social outcasts (well, in the main ). A social game. Do you play if before or after Dungeons and Dragons?

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now." Played by the under 10s? Was it fuck! So you're one of these people who reckon video games are solely for kids, righto. Edit: Btw, I was 18 when it first came out! Wow, you really feel strongly about this. It seems to me that it's hurting you to have somebody point out that the one thing in your life you've ever been any good at is a child's computer game. Ok, it was played by the under 10s, AND people who were 18 who had no friends.

Straight edge court martial for you, methinks.

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now."

Hell of a lot of skill. You tit!

That is utter bullshit! Just admit you hated it because you were shite man! It was completely crap! I can see you like, sat with your cap on sideways, with your tongue sticking out the opposite side of your gob to the way the peak of the cap is going in concentration, hammering all the buttons, going to your mates "Watch! Watch! Special move! HERE IT COMES!!! HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA! Get back on your feet! I am THE BEST! What am I? Go on. Say it. Tell me who's the best. I'm waiting.......just say it."

I hated Streetfighter. I don't really like any beat em up games. It was just a mad scramble of control wiggling and button bashing ( ) for a few minutes. Canny boring.